5 frogs r sitting on a log.
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<Br/>how many r left now?
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<Br/>there r still 5 left.
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<Br/>B''coz there''s a lot of difference Between DECIDING & DOING !!!!!
Ur sms is electrical activity of my
<Br/>Heart...!
<Br/>Ur miss call is Beat of my
<Br/>Heart...!
<Br/>Ur call is Blood circulation of my
<Br/>heart...!
<Br/>So please keep active my
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Ur sms is electrical activity of my
<Br/>Heart...!
<Br/>Ur miss call is Beat of my
<Br/>Heart...!
<Br/>Ur call is Blood circulation of my
<Br/>heart...!
<Br/>So please keep active my
<Br/>Heart...!
What is d Diffrnce Btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?
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<Br/>Any Word uttered By a GrlFrnd is POETRY.
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<Br/>Anything said By Wife is an ESSAY...
What is education ?What is education ?
<Br/>According to section 56(B) of Students Act, 1932,
<Br/>"It is the process of wasting 1/3rd of ur life in
<Br/>learning how to waste the remaining 2/3rd."
Father: Raat ko tum peekar room me gir gaye the.
<Br/>Son: kya Batau papa saB galat sangat ki wajah se hua.
<Br/>4 dost, 4 Bottle aur... saala peene wala sirf ek.
I met money.
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<Br/>I said u r just a piece of paper.
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<Br/>Money smiled n said
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<Br/>ofcourse i''m a piece of paper
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<Br/>But i havn''t seen a dustBin yet in life.
Student To teacher : Kia Ye Sahi hai K Bache Qaum Ka Sarmaya Aur Qaum Ka MstaqBil hain....???
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<Br/>Teacher:Haan Bilkul....
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<Br/>Student: Tou Phir Hukumat Is K Izaafe Se Pareshaan Kion Hai.... ??? ;->
EveryOne Thinks Of Changing The World....
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<Br/>No One Thinks Changing Themselves....
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<Br/>EveryOne Wants To B In Heaven
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<Br/>No One Wants To Die.....
what is depth of frendship?
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<Br/>ITS when your Best freind runs with your lover and you miss your Best friend.
A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a Bowl of soup.
<Br/>Lady : Waiter, what is this soup called?
<Br/>Waiter : It is called special chicken soup.
<Br/>Lady : But I see no chicken in it!
<Br/>Waiter : That''s why it''s so special!
