ShoHar Shadi k Bad apni Biwi se Bola...
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<Br/>''Aj se tum he meri zindagi ho,
<Br/>pyar ho,
<Br/>tamanna ho..!
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<Br/>Biwi- Mere liye B aj se aap he SaiF ho SHaHrUkh ho AuR SaLmaN ho... ;->
Pathan BhaI sE kisi nE RoZa KhölnE Ki Dua pOch li tou unhönÉ kuCh iS tarha Sunayi
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<Br/>"Allah Huma inni laKa Sumto Adha tmKo Aur Adha hmKo"..... ;->
President Bush and President Musharaff were flying in a plane and Bush says: If i drop a Billion dollars here i''ll make a million ppl happy. Musharraf says: If i drop my uniform i''ll make my whole country happy.
<Br/>The Captain of the plane says: If i drop this plane i''ll make the whole world happy... :P
Today is "RECHARGE DAY".
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<Br/>So, If U Luv sum1 truly,
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<Br/>Then Recharge my MoBile
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<Br/>with Atleast Rs.500
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<Br/>& U will get Married to ur Love...!!
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<Br/>It''s True...!!
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<Br/>Jaldi karna!!!
A Beggar meets another Beggar.
<Br/>A software engineer meets another software
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<Br/>Both of them ask the same question to each other.
<Br/>What is the question ???
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<Br/>So, Which Platform are you Working on ???
HEIGHT OF COURAGE:
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<Br/>A Senior student during ragging says:
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<Br/>"On ur marriage I will kiss ur wife."
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<Br/>Junior: "Ok fine sir,
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<Br/>But i''m going to marry ur sister!"
Definition of "WIFE"..............
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<Br/>"Someone Who''|| Stand By U Through All The
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<Br/>Which U Wouldn''t Have Had If U Had Stayed Single.........." ;->
