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Jivan mein Paisa, Pyar, Dost,Birthday, <Br/> <Br/>saB kuch aata hai jata hai. <Br/> <Br/>Par tode gaye daant phir nahi aate. <Br/> <Br/>Samajdar ho; Umeed hai,MSG Bhejte rahoge.
Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho <Br/> <Br/>to usko COW k samne le jao. <Br/> <Br/>Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena <Br/> <Br/>ki dimag me GOBAR hai, <Br/> <Br/>agar pas ayi to samajh lena <Br/> <Br/>k BHUSA hai.
Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho <Br/> <Br/>to usko COW k samne le jao. <Br/> <Br/>Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena <Br/> <Br/>ki dimag me GOBAR hai, <Br/> <Br/>agar pas ayi to samajh lena <Br/> <Br/>k BHUSA hai.
50 - 50 kos dur jaB koi Bachha <Br/> <Br/>oon oon karke rota hai to ma kehti he <Br/> <Br/>k Beta aise mat ro,varna <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Bada hoke HIMESH RESHAMMIYA Ban jaega.
2 BANIA SIT IN A COFEE HOUSE. <Br/>1ST- JALDI PI, COFEE THANDI HO JAEGI. <Br/>2ND- TO KYA? <Br/>1ST- BEWAKUF, MENU CARD PADH <Br/>HOT COFEE RS.20 & COLD RS.40...
You are equal to sixty james Bond! <Br/>How?? <Br/>007 * 60 = 420
We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can B more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u B my partner 2 roB a Bank
I wnt u to B wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill
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What is Short But gets longer wen u hold it? <Br/>It passes B/w Breasts, n enters in2 a hole? <Br/>What is it? <Br/>A car seat Belt. But I LIKE the WAY u THINK!!
Latest poem in SCHOOL. <Br/>Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH. <Br/>So drink a Beer with chicken FRY
Latest poem in SCHOOL. <Br/>Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH. <Br/>So drink a Beer with chicken FRY