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LuB khamosh ho jate hai jaB tum samne ate ho! <Br/>dil dhadkta hai jaB nigahein milate ho! <Br/>saans ruk jati hai jaB muskurate ho! <Br/>Heart patient hun <Br/>itna kyo darate ho?
YadOn ki iS duNyA mai iK paL merA ho.. <Br/> <Br/>PhuLon k iS chAmAn mAI ik phOoL mErA ho.. <Br/> <Br/>KHUDA kArE Aap jAB B SMS kAreIn ApNe dOstOn kO.. <Br/> <Br/>Un sAB mAi pEhLa numBER mErA ho.... ;-> <Br/> <Br/>KArAchi RoCk3rS
Urgent mSg... <Br/> <Br/>Misomi komura. <Br/>Mai ukama. <Br/>Makaya Fula. <Br/>Taruma Wa Yalo. <Br/>XamBo. <Br/>Btmlu gpm. <Br/> <Br/>Soch Kya Raha Hain? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Paisay mere Lagte hain jo dil karega Bhaijun ga.... :P <Br/> <Br/>KArAchi RoCk3rS
SuBha <Br/>SMS <Br/>Shaam <Br/>SMS <Br/>Din main <Br/>SMS <Br/>Raat main <Br/>SMS <Br/>Ghar main <Br/>SMS <Br/>Office main <Br/>SMS <Br/>Jeena <Br/>SMS <Br/>Marna <Br/>SMS <Br/> <Br/>Akhir kiya hai ye SMS..? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>S=SUB <Br/>M=MIL ker <Br/>S=SOCHO........... ;->
*KUCH LOG* <Br/> <Br/>Haseen Yaadon Ki Tarah Hote Hen, <Br/> <Br/>Jinhen Yaad Kar K DiL KUSH Ho Jata He, <Br/> <Br/>Or <Br/> <Br/>"JiN" Ko Bhulana Na Mumkin He <Br/> <Br/>"TUM Unhi Me Se Aik <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"JiN" Ho... :P
Zindagi main 3 cheezain muqadar walo ko milti hain: <Br/> <Br/>eik, <Br/>Acha or mukhlis dost <Br/> <Br/>dusra, <Br/>Sacha Pyar <Br/> <Br/>or <Br/>Teesra.... <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Meetha kharBuza... ;->
Arz kiya hai:Arz kiya hai: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Soch samajH k na ki shaadi jisne, <Br/>Usne jivan Bigaar liya, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aur <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>SamAjh K ki jisne Shadi, <Br/>usney Bhi kya Ukhar liyaa.... ;->
Question : What do you call a woman who knows where her husBand is 24 hours a day & seven days a week..? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Answer : A WidoW... ;->
Question : What do you call a woman who knows where her husBand is 24 hours a day & seven days a week..? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Answer : A WidoW... ;->
TeAch3r: Tum Late Q aye? <Br/> <Br/>StUd3nt: Ammi aBBu Lar rAh3 thAy <Br/> <Br/>T3Ach: Wo Lar rAh3 thAy tO Tum Lat3 Q ayE? <Br/> <Br/>StUd: Kya krtA m3rA <Br/>1 jOtA amMi k pAss thA Or 1 aBu k pAsS... ;->
B4 Marriage.... <Br/> <Br/>He: Yes ! Atleast It Was So Hard 2 Wait <Br/> <Br/>She: Do U Want Me 2 Leave??? <Br/> <Br/>He: Don''t Even Think ABt t...!!! <Br/> <Br/>She: Do U Love Me...??? <Br/> <Br/>He: Offcourse Over & Over <Br/> <Br/>She: Have U Ever Cheated On Me...??? <Br/> <Br/>He: No... Y R U Asking ??? <Br/> <Br/>She: Will U Kiss Me...??? <Br/> <Br/>He: Every Chance I Get.. <Br/> <Br/>She: Will U Hit Me...??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>He; Are U Crazy... I''m Not That Kind Of Person <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>She: Can I Trust U....?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>He: Yes... <Br/> <Br/>She: Darling.... <Br/> <Br/>After Marriage.... <Br/> <Br/>Simply Read From Bottom To To... U''ll Know De Answers... ;->
Kid: Papa Ek Glass Paani Dena <Br/> <Br/>Papa: Khud Lelo <Br/> <Br/>Kid: Plz Dedo Na <Br/> <Br/>Papa: Agar AB Tu Ne Maanga Na Tou Thappar Parega <Br/> <Br/>Beta: Acha JaB Thappar Mane Aana Tou Pani Le K Aana... ;->