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Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your Brother''s. Did you copy his? <Br/>Simon: No, teacher. It''s the same dog!
When SomeBody.... Who''s Deeply In Love Wid U <Br/>Tells U That <Br/>U r Cure, Cute, BeautiFul, Angelic.... <Br/> <Br/>I Agree That''s True.... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Believe Me... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>I Can Swear.... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Coz <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Love Is Blind....... ;->
Shaadi Ke Pehle Aur Baad <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote :( <Br/>Shaadi ke Baad - Agar Tum Na Hote :) <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya :) <Br/>Shaadi ke Baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya? :( <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai :) <Br/>Shaadi ke Baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai :( <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai :) <Br/>Shaadi ke Baad - Dil To Pagal Tha :( <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye :) <Br/>Shaadi ke Baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye :( <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge :) <Br/>Shaadi ke Baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge :( <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi :) <Br/>Shaadi ke Baad - Jwaalamukhi :( <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap :) <Br/>Shaadi ke Baad - Bechara Baap :( <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic :) <Br/>Shaadi ke Baad - Mortgage :(
Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun? :) <Br/>Shaadi ke Baad - BarBadi Ka Kaaran :( <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss :) <Br/>Shaadi ke Baad - Yes Boss :( <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani :) <Br/>Shaadi ke Baad - Chutki Ki Amma :( <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Shaadi ke pehle - KaBhi KaBhi :) <Br/>Shaadi ke Baad - If you are lucky :( <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen :) <Br/>Shaadi ke Baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen? :( <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Apke Hain :) <Br/>Shaadi he Baad - Hum Apke Hai Koun?
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting Business? <Br/> <Br/>Student: "Father in law".
Q: Where do Pakistani Batsmen perform their Best? <Br/>A: In advertisements.
Shadi Se Pehle Larka: <Br/>"Darling! Tum Nahi Tu Mein NAhi Aur MAin NAhi Tu TUm Nahi " <Br/> <Br/>Shadi K Baad Larka: <Br/>"Aaj Ya Tu NAhi Ya Main NAhi... ;->
Can U Tell Me The Answer <Br/>Of <Br/> <Br/>Sun + Lion + 1/4.......???? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Socho....!!!! <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Nahi Pata...??? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Ans: <Br/>AftaB Sher Pao........ ;->
Phool Gir JATe hAin <Br/>JAB AAP AATe ho <Br/>Phool Gir JATe hAin <Br/>JAB AAP JATe ho <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>AnDhe ho..! <Br/> <Br/>zArA DheyAn se chAlA kAro GAMlon se Q TAkrATe ho.. :->
DoNo EyEs pE, <Br/> <Br/>DoNo CheEkS pE, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>D0 BAr LipS pE, <Br/> <Br/>Ek BAr nECk pE, <Br/> <Br/>D0 BAr nECk sE zArA NeEChE, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>SoNe sE pEhLe, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>MoSpaiL zAr00r LagANA... ;->
ChAk k m0BiLe jAd0 MaiN gADdi tE sAwAr hUndA, <Br/> <Br/>T-Shirt pA jAd0 tyAr hUndA, <Br/> <Br/>VeKhdE nE Loki chAdke chUBArE, <Br/> <Br/>KehNdE kAsh eH sAAdi kUrRi dA yAr hUndA.... ;->
Suno <Br/> <Br/>Aaj <Br/> <Br/>Aftar me <Br/> <Br/>Samose B thay <Br/> <Br/>Cholay B thay <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kele B thay <Br/> <Br/>SeB B thay <Br/> <Br/>Angoor B thay <Br/> <Br/>Chaat B thi <Br/> <Br/>SharBat B tha <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bas 1Teri kAmi Thi <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>PAkoRe.. :->