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JaB Tujh Ko Koi Zakhm Laga
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Molviyon ki Bus jarahi thi,
<Br/>ek molvi ne kaha Rastey main kahin Bhi larki dikhe to Astagfirullah kahna!
<Br/>Kafi der Baad 1 ne Astagfirullah Kaha
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Roses are Laal
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