Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
<Br/>15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
<Br/>mujhe lene kaB aa rahe ho?
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<Br/>HusBand: 15 din aur ruk jao ......... ;->
Memon ke ghar twins peda hue..
<Br/>Kisi dost ne kaha: "MuBarak ho do do Bache hue hain."
<Br/>Memon: "Arrey yaar Bas ek kaafi tha magar
<Br/>tumhari BhaBhi ko Bhi na fzool kharchi krne ki aadat hai." ;->
Q. A man noticed that his credit card had Been stolen But didn''t report it.
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<Br/>A. The thief was spending less then his wife..... ;->
I''d Much Rather Be A Woman Than A Man.
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<Br/>Women Can Cry . . .
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<Br/>They Can Wear Cute Clothes . . .
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<Br/>They Are The First To Be Rescued Off Of Sinking Ships . . . ;->
Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger
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<Br/>Son: “I Start Cleaning Toilet “
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<Br/>Dad: “How Does It Satisfies U?”
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<Br/>Son: “I Clea It Wid Ur Tooth Brush “ ;->
The Only Way You Can Feel Good ABout YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.
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<Br/>I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good ABout Themselves…. ;->
The Only Way You Can Feel Good ABout YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.
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<Br/>I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good ABout Themselves…. ;->
The Only Way You Can Feel Good ABout YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.
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<Br/>I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good ABout Themselves…. ;->
The Only Way You Can Feel Good ABout YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.
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<Br/>I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good ABout Themselves…. ;->
Put Your Hand On A Hot Stove For A Minute, It Seems Like An Hour.
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<Br/>Sit With A Pretty Girl For An Hour, It Seems Like A Minute.
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<Br/>THAT''S RELATIVITY . . . ;-
Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man
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<Br/>A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
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<Br/>A man cherishes the memory of the woman he didn''t marry.... ;-
