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Sherni Nay Sher Se Kha Ass Barr Chand Sa Beta Peyda Ho Ga .. <Br/>Sher Nay Gussy Mian Kha .. <Br/>KhaBdar Chand Sa Beta Howa... <Br/>Bulkul Sher Ki Tarhan Hona Chaiye..
Lates New! <Br/>Ch.Parveez Ellhai.... Nay aBhi ABhi Ellan Kia Hia Hia K <Br/>aaj Se Pora PanjaB 500 Ruppy Per Month ... <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Mujhay Day Ga <Br/>Parveez Ellhai Ka KhawaB <Br/>Lot Loo Pora PanjaB
a Boy in love with a girl, continue to Be in love with her and a girl <Br/>in love with a Boy, continue to Be in love with him, untill on unless <Br/>any external agent(Brother or father of the gal) comes into play and <Br/>Break the legs of the Boy
JaB raat ko koi aap pe charh jae <Br/>aur apni moochon se apko Chhoye <Br/>Apni Balon wali Taangen aap pe rakhe <Br/>to Samajh jana k Yeh <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Cockroach Hai..!!
Parhai karo <Br/>fail hone se mat daro <Br/>larkiyan chero <Br/>Badnami se mat daro <Br/>her larki ko propose karo <Br/>Inkar se na daro <Br/>Kyunki <Br/>GEETA main likha <Br/>hai <Br/>karam karo <Br/>Phal ki chinta mat karo.......
<Br/>New Remix Song. . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>KhalBali Hai KhalBali <Br/>Emergency Ki Hai KhalBali <Br/> <Br/>Musharaf ko Chor K Benazir DuBai Chali <Br/> <Br/>Imran ko Hai Chul Bari <Br/> <Br/>Altaf Bhai Ki Tou Nikal Pari <Br/> <Br/>Qazi Ki Hai Sulag pari <Br/> <Br/>Aitezaaz Ki Hai Farmaish Bari <Br/> <Br/>Supreme Court Hai Ziddi Bari <Br/> <Br/>Apne Pakistan Ki ho gayi Khatya Khari <Br/> <Br/>KhalBali Hai KhalBali <Br/>Emergency Ki Hai KhalBhali . . . ;
Me Aur Meri Tanhai Aksar Ye Baatain Krte Hyn <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>K Tum Hoti Tou Aisa Hota <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Tum Hoti Tou Waisa Hota <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aur Tum Na Hoti Tou Paisa Hota...... ;->
Do U Know The Rules To Succeed In Life. . . ?? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Nahi Pata. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Ok <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Nahi Pata Tou Scroll Q Kr Rahe Ho. Mujhe B Nahi Pata . . . ;->
Zindagi Hai Tou Mushkilain Hain... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mushkilain Hain Tou Hosle Hain... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Chirrya Hain Tou Ghosle Hain... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aasha Hai Tou Bhosle Hain.... ;->
1admi apne(14) Bachon k 7 Zoo gya.. <Br/>guard se kha hamen wo genda dikhao jis k 8 Baçhe hain! <Br/>kuçh dair Baad guard aya or kaha ap yahin theren genda apko dekhne aarha hai... ;->
Jis Trha Tu Hotel Me Bartan Manjhta Hy <Br/>Puri Puri Raat Sirf MisCall Marta Hy <Br/>JB Tera Balance Khatm Hojata Hy <Br/>Suna Hy Balance K lye Road Pe Nanga Nachta Hy ;->
Let us B Generous like dis: <Br/>4 Ants r moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT comin towrds them. <Br/>1st Ant says:V should KILL him. <Br/>2nd Ant says: No,Lets Break his LEG alone. <Br/>3rd Ant says:No, V''ll just throw him away from our path. <Br/>4th Ant says: No, V''ll LEAVE him Because he is ALONE and we are FOUR ;->