"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"
<Br/>do u want a documentary proof ??
<Br/>Ok,In future check out ur marriage alBum..U''ll find al frns Behind u!
Dost: "Tumhari toh RAM -SITA ki jodi lagti hai
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<Br/>Man:"Bilkul Galat hai:
<Br/>Naa to koi meri Biwi ko utha ke le jaata hai,
<Br/>Naa hi ye dharti me samaati hai!
Chala Ja Msg Tu Ban K GulaB,
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<Br/>Hogi Sachi Dosti Tou AyeGa JawaB
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<Br/>Agar Na Aaye JawaB Tou Mat Hona Udaas
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<Br/>Samaj Jana K Balance Nahi Hai GhareeB K Bache K Paas. . .
Tusi door gae intzar kita.
<Br/>tusi kol ae pyar kita.
<Br/>tusi rus gae razi kita.
<Br/>tusi yad ae miss kita.
<Br/>ik gal daso.
<Br/>suB kuj me kita .
<Br/>tusi ka kita.
Man saw snake on Bed of his Mom-in-law.
<Br/>Man 2 snake : Meri saas ko dans le.
<Br/>Snake : Kya dansle ? Mai usse hi to apna zehar recharge karvata hun.
U to hum Bhi madad kia nahi karte,
<Br/>Choclate kya toffy Bhi dia nahi karte.
<Br/>Ye DOSTI sirf apse hai warna msg to kya
<Br/>hum kisiko numBer Bhi dia nahi karte.
Wife: Darling, wht do u like most among my natural hair, hot lips, speech, sense of humor or my Beutiful eyes. . . . ? ? ?
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<Br/>HusBand: Darling, tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat hi mujhe saB se zyada pasand hai. . . ;-
Pathan Se Us k Dost Ne Poocha : Tum Roz MoBile Ki Nayi Battery Kion
<Br/>Khareed K Laate Ho . . . ? ? ?
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<Br/>Pathan: Kocha Roz Msg Aata Hai
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<Br/>Battery Low
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<Br/>Battery Low . . . ;->
