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Deepak me agar noor na hota,tanha dil majBoor na hota, hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate agar apka ghar itni dur na hota.
Ager Koi Cute Larki <Br/> <Br/>Apko <Br/>" I LOVE U " Bole tu <Br/> <Br/>3 Baatain Ho Sakti Hain .. <Br/> <Br/>1. Uski ankhain kharaB hain <Br/> <Br/>2. Woh Pagal Hai <Br/> <Br/>Ya <Br/> <Br/>3. Woh Tumhe HAMY Samjh Rahi hai :)
.7.... <Br/>..8... <Br/>...6.. <Br/> <Br/>(L)(O)(V)(E) <Br/>(P)(Y)(A)(R) <Br/>(C)(H)(A)(H)(T) <Br/> <Br/>Yeh Taveez Mujhe MoBile <Br/>Wale BaBa Ne Diya Hai <Br/>Ke Yeh Taveez Main Jiss <Br/>NumBer Per Bhi Send Karon <Br/>Ga Us NumBer K Istemal Karne <Br/>Wale ko SMS Parhte Hi Mujse <Br/>MohaBBat Ho Jayegi... <Br/> <Br/>AB Tum Hi Batao Yeh Kaam KAr Raha Hai K Nahi ??
Whats The Difference Between Compelete & Finished ? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>If U R Find Gud Wife U R Compelete <Br/> <Br/>Otherwise U r Finished .!!
There Is A Master Blaster Block Buster Film "SANWARIYA".. <Br/>And We Present In Pakistan Name "BANDARIYA".. <Br/>So The Tittle Song Like This... <Br/>Pinjre Main Bithake, <Br/>Patton Se Saja Ke, <Br/>Kutton Se Bacha Ke, <Br/>Le Jayega Aik Din Zoo Se Churake Jiyaaa... <Br/>Bandariya Ha Ha Ha Ha... <Br/>Bandariyan Ho Ho Ho Ho... <Br/>Bandariyan Hooooo Bandaariya...
U May Be BuSy, <Br/> <Br/>U May Be Engaged <Br/> <Br/>With Lots Of Works. <Br/> <Br/>U Have 1440 min Per day. <Br/> <Br/>Atleast For 1 min <Br/> <Br/>Think <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kahin Aap K Sms Na Kerne Pe Koi Aap Ko Galiyan Na De Rha Ho . . . ;->
WOMAN: U Tell A Man Something, It Goes In One Ear & Comes Out Of The Other. . . <Br/> <Br/>MAN: U Tell A Woman Something, It Goes In Both Ears & Comes Out Of The Mouth. . . ;->
Keep Silence <Br/> <Br/>For <Br/> <Br/>2 Minutes <Br/> <Br/>In Memory Of <Br/> <Br/>Those <Br/> <Br/>Poor <Br/> <Br/>Helpless <Br/> <Br/>Hopeless <Br/> <Br/>Mosquitoes <Br/> <Br/>Who Died <Br/> <Br/>Last Night <Br/> <Br/>By The Stnech Of <Br/> <Br/>Ur <Br/> <Br/>Body . . .. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>KaBhi Tou Naha Lia Ker Maire Dost. . . . . :P
Gadha Kitna Bekaar Janwar Hai . . . <Br/> <Br/>Dunya Is Ko Naakara Samajhti Hai <Br/> <Br/>IS Main Aqal Bhi Nahi Hoti <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Magar Is Bechaarey Ki Himmat Dekho Har Sms Kitne Gaur Se Parhta Hai . . . :P
Mere moBile ka accident ho gaya hai, <Br/>aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khooB sare SMS ki <Br/>Botle chadani padegi, <Br/>so Please donate SMS, its URGENT....
Manzil ki taraf Badhte raho. <Br/>Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno, <Br/>peeche walon ko age na jaane do <Br/>aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo. <Br/>TaBhi 1 acche Truck Driver Banoge.
Every man''s wish <Br/>Ganguly ne Natwest <Br/>series jeet ke shirt utari, <Br/>Dhoni ne T20 cup jeet ke shirt utari, <Br/>Kaash <Br/>Sania Mirza Bhi jaldi se WimBledon jeet le