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Man calls mental hospital
Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anyBody in Room 27. <Br/> <Br/>Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty. <Br/> <Br/>Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.
Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai
Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai, <Br/> <Br/>k har teacher ne mujhe marks dene ki saazish ki hai, <Br/> <Br/>Ye exams Bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain, <Br/> <Br/>ant tak saB kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS. <Br/> <Br/>Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho, <Br/> <Br/>to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai, <Br/> <Br/>aur agar aisa nahi hota.. to exam aBhi khatam nahi hue, <Br/> <Br/>SUPPLY aBhi Baaki hai mere dost..!
what has teachnolgy done????
what has teachnolgy done???? <Br/> <Br/>ek time tha jaB msg kaButar pahuchate the <Br/> <Br/>or ek time aaj hai ki hum msg kaButaro ko pahuchate hai <Br/> <Br/>hhhuuuuurrrrrrrrrr
What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty,
What is the difference Between wife & saali? <Br/>Saali is Beauty, <Br/>Wife is duy, <Br/>Saali is passion, <Br/>Wife is tension, <Br/>Saali is patakha, <Br/>Wife is sayapa, <Br/>Saali is cool, <Br/>Wife is fool, <Br/>Saali is tuty-fruity, <Br/>Wife is qismat futi, <Br/>Saali is fresh cake, <Br/>Wife is earth quake
What’s The Height Of Hope
What’s The Height Of Hope <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sitting In The Examination Hall Holding The Question Paper In Hand And Telling Urself <Br/> <Br/>“MAN DON”T WORRY. . . EXAMS CAN B POSTPONED” ;->
1 smile = 1 friendship
1 smile = 1 friendship <Br/>1 friendship = 1 love <Br/>1 love = 1 proposal <Br/>1 proposal = 1 marriage <Br/>And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of proBlem. <Br/>so Better think Before you smile.
A Touching Story. .
A Touching Story. . . <Br/> <Br/>One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love Bite to the dog. <Br/> <Br/>The dog Became emotional and returned the love Bite to the mosquito. <Br/> <Br/>The next day… <Br/> <Br/>Mosquito died of raBies and dog died of malaria… <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>What a touching story!!!
Husband: Dekho Mujhe
HusBand: Dekho Mujhe Gussa Mat Dilao Mere Andar Ka Janwar Jaag Jayega . . . <Br/> <Br/>Wife: Jaga Lo . . . Waise Bhi Choohey Se Kon Darta Hai . . .;->
Hey friend remember dat. .
Hey friend rememBer dat. . . <Br/>Without Stupidity There Can Be No Wisdom <Br/>& <Br/>Without Ugliness There Can Be No Beauty. . . <Br/>So The World Needs YOU After All. . . ;-
Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi.
Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi. <Br/>Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai BarBadi. <Br/>Macher ki to Kismaat He Khoti thi <Br/>Makhi Mospell Laga ka Soti thi . . . ;-
Sardar selected a short girl to marry
Sardar selected a short girl to marry. <Br/>Why? <Br/>Because guru ji told him <Br/>MusiBat jitni choti ho utna acha hai
Ladkewale:
Ladkewale:ladki ka nam kya h?Ladkiwale:hmari pyari,apki pyari,sBki pyari RAMPYARI..ladke ka nam kya h?Ladkewale:hmara gu,apka gu,hm sBka gu JUGGU!!

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