B SMS Messages22988 messages

BHIKARI : SaaB Rs.6 dedo coffee pina hai <Br/> <Br/>MAN : Kyoun Bhai 1 coffee to Rs 3 ke hai <Br/> <Br/>BHIKARI : SaaB sath me girlfriend Be hai <Br/> <Br/>MAN : Bhikari hokar Be girlfriend Banali <Br/> <Br/>BHIKARI : Nahi saaB girlfriend ne Bhikari Bana diya
Next Ik Month Tak Kise Ko Pashto Mein MuBarak Baad Na Do Warna Aap Baitullah Mehsud k Saathi <Br/> <Br/>"koi Mulvi SahaB Smjhay Jain Gay <Br/> <Br/>"WAZARAT E DAKHLA.
Wo haseena wo neelam pari <Br/> <Br/>Hui thi election main khari <Br/> <Br/>Pata nahin kahan se goli chali <Br/> <Br/>Ho gaye musiBat khari <Br/> <Br/>Jane kya kya hua <Br/> <Br/>Samjhayon main yeh aB kis kis ko <Br/> <Br/>Dil main mere haiDard-e-Bhutto <Br/> <Br/>Dard-e-Bhutto <Br/>Dard-e-Bhutto <Br/> <Br/>Dil main mere hai <Br/> <Br/>Dard-e-Bhutto <Br/>Dard-e-Bhutto <Br/>Dard-e-Bhutto
Dont Buy Land Cruisers. <Br/> <Br/>They hav levers Dat can kill u atleast in Pakistan. <Br/> <Br/>Dis PuBlic Service msg is sponsord By Pakistan Camel & Donkey Cart Association ;->
Very important health tips only for u. <Br/>dont eat <Br/>pizzas,samosay dahi Baray,ice cream,chocolate, <Br/> <Br/>& <Br/>sandwich <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>WITHOUT <Br/>ME,,
Ek premi ne kaha prmika se, <Br/> <Br/>men tmhari zulfon se khelna chahta hon <Br/> <Br/>premika ne.. wig utar kr dedi or Boli khelte rho <Br/> <Br/>mgr kal wapas krdena college B jana ha
A Boy went to meet his GF. When he came Back at home, mom asked: <Br/> <Br/>Kaha gay thay?? <Br/> <Br/>Boy: UssE milne.... <Br/> <Br/>Mom: Kislie??? <Br/> <Br/>Boy: Han Bohat KISS lie:p
Papu k aBu ka printing press hai. <Br/> <Br/>pehly juB Bijli hova kerti thi to papu ko pora din press pay kam <Br/> <Br/>kerna perta tha mager juB say ap ki hokamat ai hai taB say na Bijli <Br/> <Br/>hoti hai na mujhy kaam kerna perta hai.. <Br/> <Br/>Pora din moj masti main guzerta hai.. <Br/> <Br/>Ferq to paraa hai . . ! <Br/> <Br/>Jeo Musharaf . . . ;->
Man Receives Telegram: Wife Dead.! <Br/> <Br/>Should Be Buried or Cremated.? <Br/> <Br/>Man: Don''t Take Any Chances. <Br/> <Br/>Burn The Body And Bury The Ash.. ;->
eXams r thereat da paper u starethe <Br/> <Br/>answer is no wherewhich makes u <Br/> <Br/>pull ur hairthe grades r not <Br/> <Br/>fairBut just like da past 14 <Br/> <Br/>years <Br/> <Br/>we don''t care ;->
Chalo kahin Ghoomnay chalain...! <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>GULSHAN PARK..! <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>NATIONAL ZOO..! <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>PARADISE HOTEL..! <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>SEA PICNIC POINT...! <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Thanks yaar .. <Br/>tumhare sath ghoomnay ka Boht maza aya.. <Br/>Next time kahin aur chlain ge....
Shuru <Br/> <Br/>ALLAH ke naam se <Br/> <Br/>JO Bara rehm wala ha <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>main pana mangta hun us shetan se <Br/> <Br/>jo <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>jo <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>jo <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>jo <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>mera sms perh raha ha