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SuBha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay <Br/>Aur Saari Raat Jagavay Hay, <Br/> <Br/>karnay ko tu kar call tujhay <Br/>magar....... <Br/> <Br/>customer center ki larki Balance low Bataevay hay:)
The Best day to propose a gal/guy <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>april 1st ............! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>if she/he agrees then its ur luck <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>if she/he rejects.......fool..! <Br/>sister/Brother..... fool april fool.........!!!!!
Whenever u feel lyk studying ....... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>just sit down....... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>relax...... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>take a deep Breath..... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>n wait <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>just slap urself n say stupid wat is tis new haBBit.
aami je tumhar <Br/>chin chhin chhin. <Br/> <Br/>shudu je aamar <Br/>chhin chhin chhin. <Br/> <Br/>4ward this line to 7 BHOOT & get luck B4 this amavasya. <Br/>Jai Monjulika mai!
Rule of Boys: “Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata, <Br/>suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata, <Br/>kitni Bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni, <Br/>dusro ki girlfrnd ko Bhulaya nahi jata..
Teacher: jaB clock pe 13 Bjy ka time ho to us tim kya wakt ho ga..? <Br/> <Br/>Student: Sir us tim clock thek krwany ka wakt ho ga..!!
Kute <Br/> <Br/>Kamine <Br/> <Br/>Ullu K Patthe <Br/>Nalaik <Br/>Bewaqoof <Br/>Bandar <Br/>Bhalu <Br/>Gadhe <Br/>Badmash <Br/>Lofar <Br/>Lafangeor <Br/>DhokeBaz <Br/>Ye sAB Log MiL Kr B HumAri DosTi Nhi Tor Sakte :->
Breaking News! <Br/> <Br/>Rwlpindi K QariB Musharaf K Qafle Pr Khofnak Bom Blast, <Br/> <Br/>Sadar Samet Kayee Aala Auhdedar Halak. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Is KhaBar K Armaan Mei <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>2007 Chala gya ;->
Will you marry Me...! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aisa Mere Papa Ne Meri Mama Ko Bola Tha...!
aik Bandar ka Bacha apni maan say: <Br/>maa main itna Badsurat kyon hoon <Br/> <Br/>maa Beta khuda ka shukar karo aur, <Br/>usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai <Br/>
A world-wide UN survey was conducted. <Br/>The question was:Wud u plz give ur honest <Br/>opinion aBout d shortage of food in the rest of the world? <Br/>The survey was a failure coz in Africa people did not <Br/>know what "food" was,in China they did not know what <Br/> "opinion" was,in Europe they did not know what "shortage" <Br/>was,Pakis did''nt know what "honest" meant, <Br/>Saudis did''nt know what "please" was & in America <Br/> they did''nt know what the rest of the world was....??? ;->
FILM:"Mid Night Jackal" <Br/>HERO:Pervez Musharaf <Br/>HEROINE:Benazir <Br/>VILLAIN:PML Q <Br/>SCRIPTED IN:DuBai <Br/>SHOOTED IN:Pakistan <Br/>CHARACTER ACTOR:Amin Fahem <Br/>Friendly Appearence:Altaf Hussain <Br/>Comedian:Sheikh Rashed <Br/>Supporting Actor:CIA <Br/>Characterless Actors:Chaudries <Br/>Dancers:Sherry Rehman <Br/>Kashmala Tariq <Br/>Summera Malik <Br/>Music By:MQM <Br/>Action By:jàil k sathi <Br/>Suspence By:AL-QAIDA <Br/>Financed By:Anti Pakistan group Producer:Asif Ali Zardari . . . ;->