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Qeyamat ke din, farishton ne kaha ke suB apne apne gunah likhien, suB likh rahey they, Keh achanak aap ki aawaz aai...... <Br/>EXTRA SHEET PLS..!
Aadmi Bola ya Allah mujhy dard de, dukh de, tension de, mujhy BarBad kar de, mery pichey Bhoot laga de, ek farishta Bola aBey saley eak line mien Bool ke Biwi chahey...!
Tajj Mehal dekh kar Bola Shah Jahan ka pota, <Br/>Apna Bhi Bank Balance hota, <Br/>Agar Dada aashiq na hota....P
Choose 1 Option: <Br/> <Br/>If U r.. <Br/>muslim=make me a easyload of 100Rs <Br/> <Br/>If U r.. <Br/>christen=sms me <Br/> <Br/>If u r.. <Br/>hindu=miss call me <Br/> <Br/>If u r.. <Br/>sikh=no answer <Br/> <Br/>AB faisla kar Lo!
Aap <Br/>IdEal <Br/>moDel <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>aChey <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sachey <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>piYarey <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>EemaNdaR <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>MukHLis <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>WaFadAr <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Naik <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>logon sey <Br/>door raha karo <Br/> <Br/>Warna <Br/>woh Bi "khraaB" ho jaengey..
Its God''s responsiBility to forgive the Terrorist Organizations. <Br/> <Br/>Its our responsiBility to arrange the meeting Between them and god. <Br/> <Br/>PaKisTan Armed Forces ;->
Dear Customer,U have now suBscriBed Kanjusi Package <Br/>U can Enjoy saving of SMSs.Ur SuBscription title Kanjus is valid untill ALLAH give u TAUFIQ to send Sms ;->
SharaBi knocks d Door of his Home. <Br/> <Br/>Wife Opens d Door. <Br/> <Br/>SharaBi asks Who r u? <Br/> <Br/>Wife:How dare U 4get Ur Wife? <Br/> <Br/>He answer:Nasha har Gamko Bhula deta hai.. ;->
Aaj Newspaper me parha k cute Logon ko sMs karne se dil ki Bimari ho sakti hai.! <Br/> <Br/>To aj se BAND!!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kya Sms? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Nahi jee! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>NEWSPAPER..
''''Mafi nama'''' <Br/>Agar <Br/>Mere <Br/>Sms <Br/>Say <Br/>Aap <Br/>Pareshan ya <Br/>Ghusa hon <Br/>To <Br/>Bila jhijhak <Br/>Apne <Br/>MoBile <Br/>Ko <Br/>khench <Br/>k <Br/>diwar <Br/>main <Br/>mar <Br/>den! <Br/>Na rahega <Br/>Phone! <Br/>Na Bajegi <Br/>Msg tone..!(_)
If ever I was rude to u, <Br/> <Br/>If ever I was angry with u, <Br/> <Br/>If ever I misBehaved with u, <Br/> <Br/>than dont hesitate <Br/>JUST SLAP URSELF! <Br/>galti app ke he hogi.!!
Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to? <Br/> <Br/>Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka Bhala hoga. <Br/> <Br/>Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to? <Br/> <Br/>Adviser: 2 ka Bhala hoga. <Br/> <Br/>:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to??? <Br/> <Br/>:-m <Br/> <Br/>Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka Bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka Bhala hoga...!