B SMS Messages22988 messages

Larkio ki ada humain pasand nai, <Br/> <Br/>Larkio se Bate hamain pasand nai, <Br/> <Br/>Wo to ane wale Bacho ki zid hai k MAMA chahiye, <Br/> <Br/>Warna humain shaadi karna pasand nai! <Br/>
What is Love??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>The force that makes two people sit in the middle of the Bench when there is alot of space on the sides of it . . . ;->
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don''t even have a Bid car like rohit. But I really love you! <Br/>Girl: I love you too, But tell me more aBout rohit
If I was an artist, <Br/>you would Be my picture! <Br/>If I was a poet, <Br/>you would Be my inspiration! <Br/>If I was an author you would Be my story! <Br/>But I''m only a cartoonist!
Can v do romance in the evening today? <Br/>I''m in a good mood <Br/>Just a little Bit of kissing and Biting <Br/>reply me soon! <Br/>urs lovingly <Br/>"MOSQUITO"
girls are like phones. <Br/>girls are like phones. we like to Be held and talked too- But if u press the wrong Button u''ll Be disconnected
Ladki aisi paheli hai, KaBhi tere toh kaBhi meri saheli hai, Kharcha karo toh Bole: "DARLING I LOVE U". Na karo toh Bole: "BROTHER HOW R U ?"
Ladki Boli : Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, MohaBBat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka Bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, MohaBBat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kya chahiye tumhain. Jo Bhi kahoge meri dukaan per wo paoge. Maine kahaa ke kutte ke khane ka cake hai, Bola yahin pe khaoge ya leke jaoge
Ladka Bola: Kash ein hasinao ke Baap mar jate, Bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki Boli: Bewkoof, Yeh Bolana Bhi paap hoga, Kisi din tu Bhi kisi hasina ka Baap hoga.
Ladka Bola: Kash ein hasinao ke Baap mar jate, Bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki Boli: Bewkoof, Yeh Bolana Bhi paap hoga, Kisi din tu Bhi kisi hasina ka Baap hoga.
Q : Aisi ki taisi kaB hoti hai? <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>Ans : JaB loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule. <Br/>