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Ekdin Sardar sapne mein apni maut hote hue dekha. <Br/>Next day unhone apni ICICI BANK A/c. Close kar dia. <Br/>Why?? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Because ICICI Bank''s Slogan : "WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE"........ <Br/>
Ekdin Sardar sapne mein apni maut hote hue dekha. <Br/>Next day unhone apni ICICI BANK A/c. Close kar dia. <Br/>Why?? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Because ICICI Bank''s Slogan : "WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE"........ <Br/>
Suraj hua maddham, <Br/>Chand jal ne laga, <Br/>Aasma yeh hai, <Br/>Kyo pighal ne laga, <Br/>Main tehra raha, <Br/>zameen chal ne lagi, <Br/>Kya yeh mera pehla, pehla pyaar hai? <Br/>– <Br/>– <Br/>Yeh pyar nahi-earthquake hai Bhaag!
Newtons First Law of Ishq: A Boy in love with a girl, continue to Be in love with her and a girl in love with a Boy, continue to Be in love with him, until on unless any external agent (Brother or father of the gal) comes into play and Break the legs of the Boy........
Salesman ; This Computer Will cut your work Load BY 50% <Br/> <Br/>.. <Br/> <Br/>... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>... <Br/>Sardar <Br/>GREAT <Br/>Oye Menu Te 2Dede...;)
A Man Goes For Fishing,& <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Catches A Big Fish.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>He Comes Home & Asks His Wife To CoOk Da Fish.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Wife says: "How To Cook, <Br/>There is No Gas,No Electricity,No Wheat". <Br/> <Br/>Man Goes And Puts The Fish Back in The Water... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Fish Comes Up To The Surface And Shouts: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Geo Musharaf";-
Larkio Ki ada humain <Br/>pasand nai, <Br/> <Br/>Larkio Se Bate hamain pasand nai, <Br/> <Br/>Wo to ane wale Bacho ki zid ha k MAMA chahiye, <Br/>Warna humain shaadi karna <Br/>pasand nai!
UnKi Gali Say Mera Janaza <Br/>nikla <Br/> <Br/>Wo Na Nikla Jis K Liye <Br/>Janaza <Br/> <Br/>UsKa Ghar Aya To Meray Dost CT Bajanay Lagay <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Rakh K Mera <Br/>Janaza Kaminy UsKo <Br/>Patanay Lagay..;->
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JaB Kuttay Ki Maut Aati Hai Na <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Tou Wo Marr Jata Hai ;->
Beggar To Lady Sitting On A Park-Bench : <Br/>Hi Darling Lets Have Some Fun . . . ! <Br/> <Br/>Lady: How Dare U . . . ? <Br/> <Br/>Beggar: Than What Are You Doing On My Bed . . . ? ;->
Q: <Br/>Why Do Men Who Have Pierced Ears Are Better Prepared For Marriage . . . ? ? ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ans: <Br/>Coz <Br/>They Have Experience Of Ear Pain& Buying Jewelry . . . ;->