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HuBBies do only two things wrong..... <Br/> <Br/>They always say wrong <Br/>They alway do wrong
ik admy anpe ghar waloon ko kehta hai ke jaB main maroon ga <Br/> <Br/>tu mery kaBarr main ik cap main thori se chai rakh dena <Br/> <Br/>orr wo ik din marr giya ghar waloon nai is ki kaBarr main chai rakh de <Br/> <Br/>hasaB lene ik farishta yaa orr iss nai kaha ke hasaaB do <Br/>admy kehta jere pehlee farishte cha pe ke gay se o koon se
ik admi ki nai shadi hoti hai wo apni Begum se Bharey huey <Br/> <Br/>kareloon ki famaish karta hai jaB us ki Biwi kareley Bana k lati <Br/> <Br/>hai tu ik dhaga us k moo mein ajata hai wo nikalta hai or nikalta <Br/> <Br/>hi rehta hai do min Bad wo kehta hai k Begum jaldi <Br/>aao mei udhara ja raha hoon....
Height Of DramayBazi <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Hi I have Good News & Bad News Both 4 u-The Bad news is that there is no Good news..& the Good news is There is no Bad News....!
Afridi ko Gul Ahmad pehnao, ShoaiB ko PEPSI pilao, Yousaf ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Sami me CASTROL Bharwao, lekin Besharmo se cricket mat khilwao.
Butt: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de Bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
When ur life is in darkness pray to God <Br/>Ask him to free u from darkness and <Br/>Even after you pray and you are still in darkness, <Br/>Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
Is SMS ko Bht <Br/> <Br/>SumBhal k rakhna <Br/> <Br/>Ye mamoli SMS nahi <Br/> <Br/>Ye kemti SMS hy <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>InBox me rakhna <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ye SMS <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>* (''v'') <Br/>(( )) ¥ ¥ <Br/> <Br/>2 DIN BAAD ANDDAY DEGA.
Butt: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de Bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
Sender: <Br/>SWEET <Br/>+92?????????? <Br/> <Br/>Sender: <Br/>CHARMING <Br/>+92xx???????? (first two digits of ur cell no) <Br/> <Br/>Sender: <Br/>ADOREABLE <Br/>+9298xx?????? (next two digits) <Br/> <Br/>Sender: <Br/>LOVEABLE <Br/>+92XXXXXX???? (next two digits) <Br/> <Br/>Sender: <Br/>1&ONLY ______ (Name) <Br/>+92XXXXXXXXXX (Your complete cell no)
When ur life is in darkness pray to God <Br/>Ask him to free u from darkness and <Br/>Even after you pray and you are still in darkness, <Br/>Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
Is SMS ko Bht <Br/> <Br/>SumBhal k rakhna <Br/> <Br/>Ye mamoli SMS nahi <Br/> <Br/>Ye kemti SMS hy <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>InBox me rakhna <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ye SMS <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>* (''v'') <Br/>(( )) ¥ ¥ <Br/> <Br/>2 DIN BAAD ANDDAY DEGA.