Wy do the numBer of traffic accidents with stupid Blond girls increase at April 1st?
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<Br/>When the traffic light is red they think it is a joke ;->
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<Br/>Pareshan na hona, tumhara naam B is mei hai,
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<Br/>Read the 1st letter of every word..
What''s the Biggest pressure on Pak players when they need
<Br/>1 run to win with 5 overs remaining and 10 wickets in hand....???
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<Br/>==>> Ya Allah, Jeet Kar Angrezi Bolni Paregi !!!!! ;->
Sweet But Not Honey
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<Br/>Precious But Not Money
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<Br/>Bright But Not Sunshine
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<Br/>Improves With Time But Not Wine
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<Br/>Chalo Maire Baare Me Tou HoGaya
<Br/>Aap Sunao ? ? ? ;->
Sweet But Not Honey
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<Br/>Precious But Not Money
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<Br/>Bright But Not Sunshine
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<Br/>Improves With Time But Not Wine
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<Br/>Chalo Maire Baare Me Tou HoGaya
<Br/>Aap Sunao ? ? ? ;->
Once james Bond hired a rickshaw n went 2 a place..
<Br/>Driver: 12.50rs.
<Br/>But Bond gives him only 10rs
<Br/>Driver: y only 10rs?
<Br/>Bond:"DHAI ANOTHER DAY"! ;->
Who is a diplomat????
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<Br/>A diplomat is 1 who forgets 2 wish his wife on her B''day
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<Br/>later tells "How u expect me 2 rememBer ur B''day when u never look older... ;->
