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A man walks into a BarBer shop and asks; "how much for a hair cut?" The BarBer said $12.50. The man asks; "and how much for a shave?" The BarBer said $1.50. The man then says SHAVE IT ALL.
A Pakistani was traveling from London to America By a plane, <Br/> <Br/>There were one American, one Russian, one Indian and some other passengers. <Br/> <Br/>Suddenly something went wrong pilot alarmed that plane lost it''s control and some of the passengers have to jump out to rescue the rest of them. <Br/> <Br/>Firstly the American jumped out saying "Best America" <Br/> <Br/>again the condition didn''t change then the Russian jumped out from the plane saying "Best Russia". <Br/> <Br/>But the condition still the same. <Br/> <Br/>The next is Muslims turn he hesitated for a moment and pulled out the Indian By saying "ALLAH-o-AKBAR"
Garmi Ka Bas Ek Hi Faeda Hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kia <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Socho <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kuch Socha <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sardi Nahi Lagti ;->
O <Br/>Mere <Br/>Makhna <Br/>Meno <Br/>Yaad <Br/>Rakhna <Br/> <Br/>Har <Br/>Vely <Br/>Hasna <Br/> <Br/>Koi <Br/>ProBlem <Br/>Howy <Br/>Tou <Br/>Dasna <Br/> <Br/>Kisi <Br/>Hor <Br/>Naal <Br/>Na <Br/>Phansna <Br/> <Br/>Bas <Br/>Maire <Br/>Naal <Br/>Vasna <Br/> <Br/>O <Br/>Mere <Br/>Makhna <Br/>Kesa Hy Ye Sms Zarur Dasna . . . ;->
O <Br/>Mere <Br/>Makhna <Br/>Meno <Br/>Yaad <Br/>Rakhna <Br/> <Br/>Har <Br/>Vely <Br/>Hasna <Br/> <Br/>Koi <Br/>ProBlem <Br/>Howy <Br/>Tou <Br/>Dasna <Br/> <Br/>Kisi <Br/>Hor <Br/>Naal <Br/>Na <Br/>Phansna <Br/> <Br/>Bas <Br/>Maire <Br/>Naal <Br/>Vasna <Br/> <Br/>O <Br/>Mere <Br/>Makhna <Br/>Kesa Hy Ye Sms Zarur Dasna . . . ;->
KaBhi kaBhi meri ankho <Br/>main Saya lagta hai .. <Br/> <Br/>Jo apna hia woh <Br/>praya lagta hai <Br/> <Br/>tum se milney ki <Br/>Tmana tu Bhot hai <Br/> <Br/>Lekin <Br/> <Br/>Anay janey main karyaa <Br/>Bohat lagta hai........
new song for all Boys <Br/>ek larki ko dekha tu aisa laga <Br/>kaBhi chapal laga kaBhi taphar laga <Br/>kaBhi muka pera <Br/>kaBhi sendel perha <Br/>kaBhi ghar mai peta <Br/>kaBhi road mai mara <Br/>mindar k gante sa Bajta gaya <Br/>hooooooooo <Br/>ek larki................
Mulana Fazl-ul-Rehman Reporter Ko Interview Dete Huey . . . <Br/> <Br/>Reporter: Aap K Haath Main Hamesha TasBeeh Hoti Hai Aap Kia Parhte Hain TasBeeh Par ? <Br/> <Br/>Mulana: Main Ayatal Kursi Parhta Hoon <Br/> <Br/>Reporter : Aap Itni Jaldi Jaldi Ayatal Kursi Parh Lete Hain <Br/> <Br/>Mulana: Main Waqt Ki Kami Ki Wja Se Kursi Kursi Parhta Hoon ;->
Hum Fizaon K Badalne Ka Intizaar Nahi Kerte <Br/> <Br/>Aandhiyon K Rukne Ka Intizar Nahi Kerte <Br/> <Br/>Yaad Aati Hai Tou Sms Ker Dete Hain <Br/> <Br/>Hum Kanjuuso''n K Sms Ka Intizar Nahi Kerte
Aaj kal ki larkiyan husn par naaz karti hain.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ajkal kuch larkiyan husn par naaz karti hain, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pehla kalma ata nai English main Bat karti hai. . . . :P
Lover Gives Love <Br/> <Br/>Father Gives Protection <Br/> <Br/>Mother Gives Life <Br/> <Br/>But A Real Frnd Gives <Br/> <Br/>Nice Girls Cell #''s <Br/> <Br/>Dat is frndship <Br/> <Br/>Now It''s A Gud Chance <Br/> <Br/>Prove Ur Frndship ;->
Q:Why did the statue of liBerty have to Be a woman? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>,coz <Br/>The head had to Be hollow to make a restaurant in it. . . ;-> <Br/>