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u r the Biggest FOOL on this planet... <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>upar Bol diya na.? <Br/>aB yaha neeche kya certificate dhoond rahe ho?
Galileo used 2 study in small lamp; <Br/> <Br/>Graham Bel used 2 study in candle; <Br/> <Br/>Shakspeare used 2 study in street light <Br/> <Br/>Muze ye samaj me nahi aata; <Br/> <Br/>"SAALE DIN ME MAKHI MARTE THE KYA?
Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, <Br/>Dil mein gum rakhta hun, <Br/>Pata tha SMS ayega tera, <Br/>Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun
When a man steals your wife, there is no Better <Br/>revenge than to let him keep her. <Br/>-- Sacha Guitry --
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you''ll Be <Br/>happy. If you get a Bad one, you''ll Become a <Br/>philosopher.
The great question... which I have not Been aBle to <Br/>answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Two secrets to keep your marriage Brimming <Br/>1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it, <Br/>2. Whenever you''re right, shut up.
Marriage s like <Br/>going to Resturant <Br/>U order Ur choice <Br/>from d menu & then <Br/>look at d neighBouring taBle & wish <Br/>KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
Marriage s like <Br/>going to Resturant <Br/>U order Ur choice <Br/>from d menu & then <Br/>look at d neighBouring taBle & wish <Br/>KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
What is d Diffrnce Btwn POETRY n ESSAY ? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Any Word uttered By a GrlFrnd is POETRY. <Br/> <Br/>Anything said By Wife is an ESSAY...
Koi ladki hume thukraaye, <Br/>Uss ka hume gam nahi, <Br/>Koi ladki hume thukraaye, <Br/>Uss ka hume gam nahi, <Br/>Arre BadnaseeB hai woh ladki Yaaroon , <Br/>Jiss ke nasiB me hum nahi.
Every Sec GOD <Br/>RememBers U <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Every Min GOD <Br/>Blesses U <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Every Hour GOD <Br/>Cares 4 U <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>B''coz Every I Pray To HIM <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ya ALLAH Banda Thora Bewakuf Hai <Br/>Zara Dhyan Rakhna. . . ;->