Boys Philosphy . . .
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<Br/>Shaadi Aise Ghar Main Ho
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<Br/>Jahan Sasur Maaldar Ho
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<Br/>Aur Saas Beemaar Ho
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<Br/>Biwi Kaisi Bhi Chale Gi
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<Br/>Par Saaliya''n d Chaar Ho . . . ;->
Boy : From The Day I''m ur Frnd, I''m Not ABle To Eat, Drink, Smoke. . . . ! ! !
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<Br/>Girl: How Sweet , So U R Madly In Love With Me. . . ? ? ?
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<Br/>Boy: Shut Up ! U Made My Pocket Empty. . . . ;->
"MY Principle"
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<Br/>If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at him....
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<Br/>But, make sure that the flower is still in the pot.....!!
GaaliB ne apni mashooka ko date par Bulaya, Wo late aayi to ye sher sunaya ''Falak pe sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai, Dusri ka time ho gaya aur tu aB aa rahi hai''
Tum Itne KhuBsurat Ho, Tum Se Bahar Bhi Sarminda Hai,
<Br/>KaBhi Bhul Se Bhi KaBristan Mat Chale Jana
<Br/>Warna Murde Kahe Uthange, ABhi Hum Bhi Jinda Hai..
Son:Mujhe circus dekhna hai.
<Br/>Papa:I M Busy
<Br/>Son: Waha 1 ladki chote-2 kapdo me
<Br/>cheete pe sawari karti hai
<Br/>Papa: Chalo chalte hai,
<Br/>kaafi dino se cheeta nahi dekha
Do Pal Ki Bhi Khushi Na Mili Tou Kia Hua
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<Br/>Umar BhaGham K Sahare G Lainge
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<Br/>Kia Hua Jo Humari Girlfrend Nahi
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<Br/>Hum Aap KI Girl Friend K Sahare G Lainge ;->
Yaad Kere Hain Tumhain Tanhai Main
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<Br/>Dil DooBa Hai Ghamo''n Ki Tanhai Main
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<Br/>Humain Na Dhonndo Dunya Ki Parchai Main
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<Br/>Hum Milenge Tumhain Tumhari Girlfriend Ki Razai Main . . .
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<Br/>HaPpY WiNtEr. . .
Teacher asked : What is Ur caste
<Br/>Student: Pehle to hum Singh the,
<Br/>fir Rajput the,
<Br/>fir Sharma ho gaye
<Br/>aBhi hai Darzi
<Br/>Aage Mummy ki marzi
