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\ = = = ShOrTeSt FaIrY Ta|e = = = / <Br/> <Br/>Once A Boy Asked Her Girl Frend : <Br/>" Will U Marry Me . . . " <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>The Girl Said : " NO . . " <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Then . . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>They Live . . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Happy Ever After . . . ;->
Air Hostess To Pathan :
Air Hostess To Pathan : Aap Chai Pina Pasand Karenge Ya Soft Drink . . . ? ? ? <Br/> <Br/>Pathan : Hum Wo Taweez Wala Chai Piye Ga. . . ! ! ! <Br/> <Br/>Air Hostess : Wo Taweez Nahi "TEA BAG" Hota Hai . . .
Mallika at Airport
Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo. <Br/>Malika gave him 1000 Rs. <Br/>Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..? <Br/>Malika: pehli Bar kisine Behan kaha.
MunnaBhai: Y
MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY? <Br/>Circuit: Common sense Bhai! AB poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai na.
'' Happy Teachers Day
'' Happy Teachers Day " <Br/> <Br/>Appne Teacher Ki Bohat Respect kijye .. Kyunke is Duniya Mai Murghi k Ilawa Wo Wahid personailty Hai Jo Apko Anda De Sakti Hai
SAWAAL: Patni
SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai?? <Br/>JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musiBat tali nahi phir aane waali hai.
Once there was a Well
Once there was a Well educated man who could talk, write and understand English But he could not read, why??? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Kyonki uski "read" ki haddi tuti hui thi.
Arz kiya hai......
Arz kiya hai...... <Br/>Aap ki dosti humare dil mein yun Bas gayi.... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>jaise... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>jaise narrow darvaze mein cow fans gayi....wah wah!!!!
close ur eyes... think abt ur self
close ur eyes... <Br/> <Br/>think aBt ur self <Br/> <Br/>ur face, <Br/> <Br/>ur style, <Br/> <Br/>ur nature, <Br/> <Br/>ur looks, <Br/> <Br/>now open ur eyes.. <Br/> <Br/>u hv jus spent half a minute watching a <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>horror movie!!!
JISKA EK BI DOST NA HO
JISKA EK BI DOST NA HO USKO KYA BOLTE HAIN??? <Br/> <Br/>.. <Br/> <Br/>.. <Br/> <Br/>.. <Br/> <Br/>.. <Br/> <Br/>.. <Br/> <Br/>.. <Br/> <Br/>.. <Br/> <Br/>.. <Br/> <Br/>"Koena Mitra" (koi-na-mitra)
Ek calculator dusre
Ek calculator dusre calculator ko kya Bola? <Br/> <Br/>.. <Br/> <Br/>.. <Br/> <Br/>.. <Br/> <Br/>.. <Br/> <Br/>.. <Br/> <Br/>.."CASIO???"...(kaisi-ho? )
1 Gang Thi..
1 Gang Thi.... wo logo ko mar ke unki dead Bodies par ghanti Bajati thi... dan wat was their profession ....... <Br/> <Br/>... <Br/> <Br/>... <Br/> <Br/>... <Br/> <Br/>... <Br/> <Br/>... <Br/> <Br/>... <Br/> <Br/>... <Br/> <Br/>... <Br/> <Br/>Marketing (MAR-KE-TING)

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