Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.
<Br/>Bata: Mujhe to uska naam Bhi pata hai.
<Br/>Santa: Kya naam hai.
<Br/>Banta: Mein Bank gaya tha, vahan yeh ek counter pe Baithi thi, name plate pe likha tha: Chaalu Khata
Dheeru Bhai from heaven
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<Br/>"Beta Mukesh kaisa chal raha hai apna reliance".
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<Br/>Mukesh: "Hello kon Bol raha hai? thik se sunai nahi deta.
<Br/>call me on my HUTCH moBile!"
Meaning Of A B C D E F G
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<Br/>A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
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<Br/>While Reverse The Letters
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<Br/>G F E D C B A
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<Br/>Girls Forget Everything Done Catch Bakra Again. . . ;->
Meaning Of A B C D E F G
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<Br/>A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
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<Br/>While Reverse The Letters
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<Br/>G F E D C B A
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<Br/>Girls Forget Everything Done Catch Bakra Again. . . ;->
Wife On Wedding Aniversary Says To HusBand:
<Br/>" Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celeBrate? "
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<Br/>HusBand: Why punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made . . . ;->
A Special dinner For u
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<Br/>In The Hotel Of My HEART
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<Br/>A Boul Of SMILE
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<Br/>Wid Soup Of CARE
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<Br/>In The Pot Of HAPPINESS
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<Br/>Dish Is LOVE
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<Br/>Pay By Bill
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<Br/>By
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<Br/>MISSING ME . . .
Wife: Suno G, Doctor ne Mujhe Ek Mahinee Aaram K Liye Kisi Beautiful Foreing Country Jaane Ka Kha Hai . . . Hum Kahan Jayenge . . . ? ? ?
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<Br/>HusBand: Kisi Doosre Doctor k Paas. . . ;->
Quaid-e-Azam fote ho gay hain
<Br/>Liaquat Ali Bi shaheed ho gay hain
<Br/>Alama IqBal Bi nahi rahe
<Br/>mari taBihat Bi kharaB rehti hai
<Br/>pata nahi Pakistan ka kia Bane ga.
american Bola hamare mulk mein ek Bacha paida hua us kai leg nahi thay hum ne ussay artifical leg laga diye ajj woh Bacha atthele hai
<Br/>russain Bola hamare mulk mein ek Bacha paida hua us k haath nahi thay hum ne artifical haath lagwa diya ajj woh Boxer hai
<Br/>pakistani Bola yeh tou kuch B nahi hamare mulk mein ek Bacha paida hua us ka sir nahi tha hum ne ussay army ki head pehna hii ajj woh hamara president hai
Life Main KaBhi Comptomise Kerna Parey Tou. . .
<Br/>Don''t Hesitate . . .
<Br/>B''coz
<Br/>Jhukta Wo Hi Hai Jis Main Jaan Hoti Hai
<Br/>Aur Akar Hi Tou Murday Ki Pehchaan Hoti Hai . . . ;->
