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U can control your Breath But not Death, <Br/>U can control your Life But not your Wife, <Br/>U can control your Emotions But not <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>LOOSE MOTION
Fact of classroom: <Br/> <Br/>JaB professor apko class se Bahr nikale <Br/> <Br/>TO SAMAJ LO K TARAKI KR RHE HO. <Br/> <Br/>He might Be afraid dat u know more than him...!!
Arre Bhai Badal gaya hai zamana <Br/>Nahi nahaye to kya sharmana <Br/>AB to hai aap ke paas readymade Bahana <Br/>DO BUCKET PANI AB ROZANA HAI BACHANA
If You R 18 Years Old then scroll and read the mail other wise plz leave here.... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>are U 18 Years Old? <Br/> <Br/>if <Br/> <Br/>YES <Br/> <Br/>Then Scroll down <Br/> <Br/>'' <Br/> <Br/>'' <Br/> <Br/>'' <Br/> <Br/>'' <Br/> <Br/>'' <Br/> <Br/>'' <Br/> <Br/>'' <Br/> <Br/>'' <Br/> <Br/>I again Advice you if you are not 18 plz go Back! <Br/> <Br/>'' <Br/> <Br/>'' <Br/> <Br/>'' <Br/> <Br/>'' <Br/> <Br/>'' <Br/> <Br/>'' <Br/> <Br/>ok as u like now see this <Br/> <Br/>'' <Br/> <Br/>'' <Br/> <Br/>'' <Br/> <Br/>'' <Br/> <Br/>'' <Br/> <Br/>'' <Br/> <Br/>'' <Br/> <Br/>NADRA <Br/> <Br/>National DataBase & Registration Authority, Pakistan <Br/> <Br/>Agar aap ne apna CNIC (Computerized National Identity Card) aBhi tak nahin Banwaya tau foran Banwa Lain... <Br/> <Br/>as Govt. of Pakistan has rule that CNIC holder must Be 18 yrs OLD ... <Br/> <Br/>Tention Door Ho gayee na!!! Ha ha ha ha
Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>hawain kehti hain pyar karo <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo <Br/> <Br/>lekin <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ghar walay kehtay hain ke <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>tussi Bahot chotay ho <Br/> <Br/>thora intezaar karo
on puBlic demand releasing all over Pakistan <Br/> <Br/>"The Return of Phoolan Devi" <Br/> <Br/>Directed By: Condo Lisa Rice <Br/> <Br/>Produced By: GHQ Rawalpindi <Br/> <Br/>Script in: USA & UK <Br/> <Br/>Actor: Musharraf <Br/> <Br/>Actoress: Benazir <Br/> <Br/>Supporting Actor: Maulana Diesel <Br/> <Br/>Characterless Actors: Chaudharies <Br/> <Br/>Dancer: Sherry Rehman <Br/> <Br/>Action sound track By: MQM <Br/> <Br/>Action sponsored By: Al-Qaeda
Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shaBd Bola. <Br/>Tapori: Achcha, Kya Bola ? <Br/>Wife: Behan
Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt, <Br/>Or khatey hain un k Bhaiyon se wo kutt... <Br/>iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain, <Br/>Moqa mil tey hi un k Bhaiyon ko phor dete hain.. <Br/>Na kare makeup to un se Banda dar jata hy, <Br/>Karti hain itna makeup k weight Barh jata hy ."->
Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt, <Br/>Or khatey hain un k Bhaiyon se wo kutt... <Br/>iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain, <Br/>Moqa mil tey hi un k Bhaiyon ko phor dete hain.. <Br/>Na kare makeup to un se Banda dar jata hy, <Br/>Karti hain itna makeup k weight Barh jata hy ."->
Bolaa dukaan-daar,ke kyaa chahiye tumhain <Br/> <Br/>Jo Bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge <Br/> <Br/>Maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai <Br/> <Br/>Bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge...
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, <Br/> <Br/>Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho <Br/> <Br/>To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!
Mosam shaBaB ka, <Br/>Nasha sharaB ka, <Br/>Parda janaB ka or rang gulaB ka, <Br/>in saBme haseen , in saBme LajawaB dekho SMS padne wala "Chehara JanaB ka."