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A Lover gives Love... <Br/> <Br/>A Father gives Protection.. . <Br/> <Br/>A Mother gives Life... <Br/> <Br/>But A Real Friend gives <Br/> <Br/>'' nice girls Cell No.'' <Br/> <Br/>That is frndship... <Br/> <Br/>Now its a gud chance 2 <Br/> <Br/>prove your frnship.. ;)
1 over me kitne Balls phenkay jate hai <Br/> <Br/>Kya apne kaha 6? <Br/> <Br/>Galat jawaB <Br/> <Br/>1 over me 1 hi Ball 6 Bar phenkay jata he <Br/>Bade aye! <Br/>Cricket k <Br/>shoukin.
Teacher: HarBhajan is male or female? <Br/>Student: Female. <Br/>Teacher: How? <Br/>Student: Just now commentator told "Beautiful delivery By harBajan"
Wife: Yesterday I saw a very Beautiful girl. <Br/> <Br/>HusBand: Then what happened? <Br/> <Br/>Wife: I just kept on admiring her, on and on.. <Br/> <Br/>HusBand (gets irritated): WHAT happened then? <Br/> <Br/>Wife smiled and said: I moved away from the mirror!
:#: A friend <Br/> <Br/>ll is like <Br/> <Br/>( o ) a <Br/> <Br/>( ? ) Guitaar <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>So <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>So <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>So <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>So <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>So <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>uski. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>BAJATAY RAHO..;-)
Wife to her friend: My huBBy Bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I''m in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a Bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
If time doesn''t wait for you, don''t worry! Just remove the damn Battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
ALLAMA IQBAL ne Qayam-e-Pakistan k Baray Mai 23 March Ko Minto park mai Quaid-e-Azam k Sath Kharay Ho Ker Fatima se Farmaya , AJ KALA JORA PAA SADI FARMAYSH TE
Bachelor''s schedule... <Br/>Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ; <Br/>Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko BarBadi ; <Br/>Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ; <Br/>Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....
BHIKARI:SaaB Rs.6 dedo coffee pina he <Br/> <Br/>MAN:kyu 1coffe to Rs.3 ki he <Br/> <Br/>B:SaaB sath me girl frnd B he <Br/> <Br/>M:Bhikari hokar B GF Banali <Br/> <Br/>B:Nai saaB GF ne Bhikari Banadiya
An Archaeologist Is The Best HusBand Any Woman Can Have. . . ! ! ! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>How. . . ? ? ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>The Older She Gets, The More Interested He Is In Her. . . ;->
HusBand: "Where do you want to go for our marriage anniversary. . . ?" <Br/> <Br/>Wife: "Some where I have never Been. . . !" <Br/> <Br/>HusBand: "How aBout the kitchen. . . ?" . . . ;->