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Ded Futiya....MumBai ka saBse Bada Bhai hai.... <Br/> <Br/>lekin uski Biwi usko chhor ke chali jaati hai.... <Br/> <Br/>woh itna tut jaat hai ki woh apni pyari gun se shaadi kar leta hai... <Br/> <Br/>agle din saara India uski pooja karta hai... lekin kyon?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>arre gun se shadi karne ke Baad woh GUN-PATI ho jaata hai....
Q:- Sharukh Khan aur Kajol Bus stop pe khade hain. <Br/>Kajol chali gayi, par <Br/>Sharukh Bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>dimag hai?? socho socho....... <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ans:-Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhorne aaya tha..ha ha ha
mere marne ke Baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla <Br/>mere marne k Baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla <Br/>wo khidki pei aai aur Boli <Br/>SALA YEI BHI TAPAK GAYA
Aye khuda aaj Barsaat ho jaaye <Br/>kam se kam 1 katori paani Bhar jaaye.... <Br/> <Br/>jo mujhe sms nahi karte ho <Br/>unka fon us me dooB jaaye <Br/>na rahega fon na Bajegi ringtone. . .;)
Hanso <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Cheeko <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Chillao <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Uchlo Koodo <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Seetiyan Maaro <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ABu Ko Bataoo <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ami Ko Bataoo <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Elaan Karwao <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bhangra Paao <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Khush Ho Jao <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>K Tum Jiase Logo’n Ko Bhi Mere Sms Aate Hain. . .
What Is B.E. . . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>8 semesters are there <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>80GB syllaBus <Br/> <Br/>80MB we study <Br/> <Br/>80KB we rememBer <Br/> <Br/>80 Bytes we answer <Br/> <Br/>BINARY marks we get, <Br/> <Br/>The Degree finally we get is BE <Br/> <Br/>That is Brain Empty (B.E) . . . ;->
Girls are like phones. . . . <Br/> <Br/>We love to Be held. . . <Br/> <Br/>Talked too. . . <Br/> <Br/>But <Br/> <Br/>if you press the wrong Button you''ll Be disconnected. . . ;-
YESTERDAY IS A WASTE PAPER. <Br/> <Br/>TODAY IS A NEWSPAPER. <Br/> <Br/>TOMORROW IS A QUESTION PAPER. <Br/> <Br/>BUT, LIFE IS AN ANSWER PAPER. <Br/> <Br/>SO BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU WRITE !
Masroofiat ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kanjoosi ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>GhurBat ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>La-Parwahi ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Narazgi ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Hath Ya Ungli Main Chot ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>MoBile Ki KharaBi ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Alfaz Ki Qillat ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Nakhre ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ya Koi Aur Wja Hai Sms Na Kerne Ki . . . <Br/>
U are CORROLA Of My Life . . . <Br/> <Br/>CULTUS Of My Dreams . . . <Br/> <Br/>CITY Of My Eyez . . . <Br/> <Br/>SANTRO Of My Thought . . . <Br/> <Br/>CIVIC Of My JoB . . . <Br/> <Br/>MERCEDEZ Of My Love . . . <Br/> <Br/>In Short <Br/> <Br/>"U are Traffic Jam Of My Hert" . . . :->
Sardi Ka Zaman Hai . . . <Br/>Mausam Bhi Suhana Hai . . . <Br/>Ek Dou Sms Tou Ker De Ae DOST <Br/>Kia Balance 2008 Tak Chalana Hai . . . ;->
5 lovly words-"i''ll top my class <Br/>4 pleasant words-''I''ll work hard" <Br/>3 sweet words-"i luv studyin" <Br/>2 spl words-"my Books" <Br/>1 imp word-"LATER" ...