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\==== A CrAzY ThOuGhT ====/ <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>I HaVe g0t ThE KeYs To SuCcEsS . . . <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>BuT SoMeBoDy KeEpS On ChAnGiNg The LoCkS . . . . ;->
Height Of Cowardice: <Br/>2 Persons Fighting Through Sms <Br/> <Br/>Height Of Helplessmess: <Br/>Receiving No Sms For A Weak <Br/> <Br/>Height Of TimePass: <Br/>A Person Snding Sms To HimSelf <Br/> <Br/>Height Of Achievement: <Br/>A Person Snding Sms To A Girl Wanting To Become Frnds & Getting A Reply <Br/> <Br/>Height Of Expectation: <Br/>Snding Pakistani Team An E-mail, Wishing Them To Win A Match. <Br/> <Br/>Height Of Having No Work: <Br/>U r Reading Such Long Sms . . . ;->
Three dreams of a man: <Br/> <Br/>To B as handsome as his mother thinks.. <Br/> <Br/>To B as rich as his child Believes.. <Br/> <Br/>To have as many women as his wife suspects... ;->
LALU PRASAD Bus k Uppar Khare Thay <Br/>Raste Me Toofan Aya <Br/>Dhoti Urh Gai, <Br/>Phr Bijli Karki. <Br/> <Br/>LALU Said: "Ek Tou Humri Dhoti Cheen Li <Br/>Upar Se FOTUA B Lewat hyn.." ;->
Lady: Is this my train? <Br/>Station Master: No, it Belongs to the Railway Company. <Br/>Lady: Don''t try to Be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to KArAchi..! <Br/>Station Master: No Madam, I''m afraid it''s too heavy... ;->
Ven Tears Cums Out Of Ur Eyes <Br/>Reason Is U r Sad <Br/> <Br/>Ven U Smile <Br/>Reason Is U r Happy <Br/> <Br/>But Ven Start Laughing While Crying <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>No Need 2 Tell D Reason <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>SaB Pagal He Kahenge ;->
You can do so much in 10 minutes time. . . <Br/> <Br/>Ten minutes, once gone, are gone for good. . . <Br/> <Br/>Divide your life into 10-minute units <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>& <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>sacrifice as few of them as possiBle in meaningless activity." ;->
One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : <Br/> <Br/>Before Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are SAD <Br/> <Br/>After Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are HAPPY. . . ;->
Three ants find an elephant asleep. <Br/> <Br/>One says,”We’ll kill him!” <Br/> <Br/>Other one says,”We’ll Break his legs!” <Br/> <Br/>3rd one says: <Br/>“choro yaar Bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!” ;-
Teacher: What''s The enifit Of Eating SPINACH . . . ??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Student: Eat SPINACH & U''ll Grow Up Big & Strong Like POPYE <Br/> <Br/>But <Br/> <Br/>U''ll Also End Up Wid A GirlFriend Like OLIVE . . . ;->. . ;->
Doctor mariz ke peeche Bhaag raha tha. People asked kya hua? <Br/> <Br/>Doc 4Baar aisa hua.. sala Brain operation krwane aata hai aur hair cut karwake Bhag jata hai.. ;->
A Gud Frend Is One Who Tell U To Study Well. . . <Br/> <Br/>But <Br/> <Br/>A Best Friend Is 1 Who Stands Outside The <Br/>Examination Room & Shouts <Br/> <Br/>"ABay Kuch Aa Raha Hai Ya Aur Pharray Phainko''n " . . . ;->