B SMS Messages22988 messages

Boy: suniye <Br/>girl: kahiye <Br/>Boy: aapko ek KAAM dena tha <Br/>girl: hein! KAAM! konsa KAAM? <Br/>Boy:ZUKAAM
men think they are LEFT Behind... <Br/>and women think they are always RIGHT to leave men Behind?
Student k dard ko university kya jane <Br/> <Br/>College k rivajon ko parents kya jane <Br/> <Br/>Hoti hai kitni takleef paper likhne me, <Br/> <Br/>Wo kamBakht paper check karne wala kya jane??
Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta <Br/>to har exam sa pehle premium Bharwa deta. <Br/>Pass hota to thik <Br/>warna insurance claim karwa leta
Begum ney Chand raat ku ham sey kaha key lao <Br/>jesa hey ye dupatta os hi sath ka print <Br/>Bazaar kiya gae key printon main khu gae <Br/>chehrey pe le ke aagae aik hath ka print :-D
aik larki hai jo kaali hai <Br/>fitrat ki Bari niraali hai <Br/>aankhoon main hai kuch kuch kashish <Br/>aur khana -e- dimaagh khaali hai
Chand per ap ka naam likney ko jee chahta hay <Br/>Laykin pehli Baat tu yeh hay k mera hath nahi jata hay <Br/>Aur dosri Baat yeh k yeh khayal mughey sirf doophar main he aata hay
KBC ME SHARUKH NE MUJH SE PUCHA. <Br/>WORLD KA SABSE BADA ULLU KON HAI? <Br/>MENE 1 CRORE RS. THUKRA DIYE, <Br/>LEKIN TERA NAAM NAHI BATAYA
Hhritik ko ABhishek kaise Banaoge? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>simple...usse doodh se nehlado...uska "ABHISHEK" ho jayega!!!
Tusi sadi jaan ho <Br/> <Br/>PunjaBi ho ya Pathan ho <Br/> <Br/>Choclate ho ya Paan ho <Br/> <Br/>Coke ho ya Shezan ho <Br/> <Br/>Angel ho ya Shaitan ho <Br/> <Br/>Tusi jo B ho...sachi tusi sadi jaan ho.../ ;-
Sheikh sahaB ki car k peechay likha tha: <Br/> <Br/>" SAWAN KO ANAY DO " <Br/> <Br/>Peechay se Eik Truck ne aa kr Thok dia..Truck pr Likha tha.. <Br/> <Br/>" AAYA SAWAN JHOOM KAR " ;->
Life is short so follow some rules: <Br/> <Br/>Forgive quickly <Br/> <Br/>Believe slowly <Br/> <Br/>Love truely <Br/> <Br/>Laugh loudly <Br/> <Br/>& <Br/> <Br/>Never avoid anything that <Br/>Brings Smile on ur Face!!! <Br/> <Br/>So <Br/> <Br/>Think of me Twice Daily... ;->