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Oper se gussa aur DIL me pyar krte ho <Br/> <Br/>Nazrain choraty ho DIL Beqrar Kartay ho <Br/> <Br/>Lakh Chupalo dunya se MUJHE saB pata hai <Br/> <Br/>tum roz mere SMS ka intazaar krte ho . . . ;->
Kash Tum Meri BAKRI Hote, <Br/> <Br/>May Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur <Br/> <Br/>Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh <Br/> <Br/>Pakarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon? <Br/> <Br/>Tum Ya Main ? <Br/> <Br/>Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti, <Br/> <Br/>Main Main. . . ;->
A Memon On Death Bed.. <Br/> <Br/>My Wife Where r U ? <Br/> <Br/>Wife : Yes I''m Here <Br/> <Br/>Memon :My Children r U All Here ? <Br/> <Br/>Yes Papa ... <Br/> <Br/>Tou KuTTon Phir Ye BaraBar Wale Room Ka Pankha Q Chal Rha Hy ... ??
It satisfies ur mind,Body & soul.Do it on da Bed, on da sofa, in da Bathroom,kitchen or everywhere.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Its Called Prayer! <Br/>God Bless ur dirty mind.
2 Makhiyo''n Ne Hotel Me Khane Ka Order Dia. <Br/> <Br/>1st : Mere Liye POTTY le Aao LEHSAN k Sath <Br/> <Br/>2nd : Mere Liye B Le Aao Lekin LEHSAN Mat Dalna <Br/>Muun Se Buu Aati hy ;->
Biscuit walay ka love letter.. <Br/> <Br/>Dear MARIE! <Br/>2day is GOODDAY. <Br/>U have Krack''jacked my little heart. <Br/>Now im in 50-50 position. <Br/>Plz dont play Hide n Seek.. <Br/>Tumhara TigeR... ;->
Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t Smoke.. <Br/>One day, you''ll lose all ur friends, <Br/>They will all die <Br/>& <Br/>you''ll Be left alone.. <Br/>So, Start smoking... ;->
Mere Dost <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Neek <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Namazi <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Muttake <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Parhez gar <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bholay <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sache <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Achay <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>LOGO KAY SATH <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>KABE MAT BETHNA.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>TUMHARE SOHBAT MAi WO Bhi KHARAB HOJAYE GE.. ;->
poonam ki rat mein chand Badal jate hai, <Br/>waqt ke sath insan Badal jate hai, <Br/>sochte hai ki aapko tang na kare, <Br/>par sochte-sochte plan Badal jate hai.
A teenage girl had Been talking on the phone for aBout half an hour, and then she hung up. <Br/>"Wow!," SAID her FATHER, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?" <Br/>"Wrong numBer," replied the GIRL... ;-> <Br/> <Br/>:''~'': K33P SMiLiNG :''~'': <Br/> <Br/><''"> K?r?chi RoCk3rS <"''>
Teachr: What''s D Benifit Of Eating Spinach? <Br/> <Br/>Studnt: Eat Spinach & U''ll GrowUp Big & Strong Lyk POPEYE <Br/>But <Br/>U''ll Also End Up Wid A GirlFrnd Who Luks Lyk OLIVE ;->
One Good Way To REDUCE Alcohal Consumption . . . <Br/> <Br/>Before Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r SAD <Br/> <Br/>After Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r HAPPY . . . ;->