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Jis Terha ek Machhar <Br/>Maarne Se App <Br/>SHIKARI <Br/>NahI Ban Jaoge <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Theek Ussi Terha <Br/>2-3 Sms Kerne Se <Br/>Aap BHIKARI <Br/>Nahi Ban jaoge... :P
Bikhari : ShahB 10 Rs Dedo <Br/>Chai Peeni Hai <Br/> <Br/>SahaB : Lekin Chai Tou 5 Rs Ki Aati Hai . . . ??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bhikari: (Sharmate Huey) <Br/> <Br/>SahaB Girl Fend Bhi Saath Hai Na . . . ;->
Ek Pyari Si Surat <Br/> <Br/>Ek Masoom Sa Cehra <Br/> <Br/>Jheel C Aankhain <Br/> <Br/>Kuch Meethi Baatain <Br/> <Br/>Ek Nazu Ada <Br/> <Br/>Kuch Masti Kuch Maza <Br/> <Br/>SaB Se Alag SaB Se Juda <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Thnx Mere Baare Me Ye SaB Kuch Parha . . . ;->
Bejaan phool ko khushBu dena koi aapse seekhe <Br/>Roothe howe ko hasana koi aapse seekhe <Br/>Dost Banana to har koi janta hai <Br/>Dost ko choona lagana koi aapse seekhe... ;->
Kasturi ne RoBi se payar karna chor dia.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Rishap ne Parena ka dil tor dia.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Daramo ne ye kesa mor lia.. <Br/>Phir B hum ne Star Plus ko zor dia.... ;->
Musharaf ki car k neechay aik kuttay ka Bacha aa k mar gia.. <Br/>He stopped the car and told the driver to find the owner so he can give compensation.. <Br/>The driver got down to look for the owner.. <Br/>When he came Back he had alot of rose garlands around his neck.. <Br/>Musharaf was surprised n inquired aBout it.. <Br/>Driver replied "i only said i am Musharafs driver, kuttay ka Bacha mar gia hai.. Whoever heard this, emBraced me and put a rose garland around my neck". ;->
This is "Top Secret" <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>And <Br/>This is Bottom Secret ;->
A <Br/>SmiLe <Br/>Costs <Br/>Less <Br/>Than <Br/> <Br/>Electricity, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>But <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Gives <Br/>More <Br/>Light. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>So <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ALways <Br/>SmiLe <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>and <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Prove <Br/> <Br/>that <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>U <Br/>r <Br/>the <Br/>Best <Br/> <Br/>"TuBe Light" ;->
ek adBi sher arz kia hai: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>meray kunwaiN se paani koi na Bharay ~*~ <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>sawaari apnay saaman ki khud hifazat keray
I live By Faith, not By my sight.So whether i See u! or not, <Br/>Iknow U R still the same :) <Br/>A sweet old friend of mine.... <Br/>With no chance of improvement! =)
Shahrokh Khan Shotting Mian Attnay Busy Hotay Hian K Ghar Ana Bhool Jatay Hian... <Br/>Aur Un K Bachay Bhi Bhool Jatay Hian Un Ka Papa Kon Hia... <Br/>Achank Shahrokh Khan Ghar Attay Hian Aur Bachay Zoor Se Chalatay Hian.... <Br/>Mami .. Mami...Dakho To Zara Hamray Ghar Shahrok Khan Aay Hian...
Aak Bhori Ourat Boli Apni Sahlee Se Ajj Ak KhoBsorat Larkay Nay Mujh KO Chand Kha... <Br/>Dossri Ourat Harat Se Boli KaB? <Br/>Aaj Main Apni Beti K Satth Bazar Jarahi Thi K Larkay Nay Maree Beti Ko Dekh K Bola Chand Ka Tukrra Hia. <Br/>Q Hohi Na Main "CHAND"