Last nite i had a dream aBt U...
<Br/>I saw tht v Both were gettig married on the same day...
<Br/>Ur wife was Beautiful But mine is not...
<Br/>I asked GOD:
<Br/>Why it is so???
<Br/>GOD replied:
<Br/>"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!
A cigrete shortns ur life
<Br/>
<Br/>By 2 mins.
<Br/>
<Br/>A Beer By 4 mins,
<Br/>
<Br/>But A lecture shortns ur life
<Br/>
<Br/>By 1 hr!
<Br/>
<Br/>So dont atend lectures.
<Br/>
<Br/>CeleBrating "BUNK AWARENESS"
If ever I was rude to u
<Br/>
<Br/>if ever I was angry with u
<Br/>
<Br/>if ever I misBehaved with u,
<Br/>
<Br/>then dont hesitate.
<Br/>
<Br/>JUST SLAP URSELF.
<Br/>
<Br/>galti tumhari hi hogi. :-)
Don"t keep me in your
<Br/>" EYES "
<Br/>
<Br/>I may fall as
<Br/>" Tears "
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>Don"t
<Br/>keep me in your
<Br/>" HEART "
<Br/>
<Br/>U may miss ur
<Br/>HEART BEATS
<Br/>By missing me!
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>Keep me in your
<Br/>" MIND "
<Br/>
<Br/>Because
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>Wo Tou "EMPTY" hai na . . . ;->
Thora Sa Apna Muun MoBile Screen K Samne Karo
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>Thora Aur
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>Thora sa Aur
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>ABay Sunta Nahi Hai
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>Kaha Na Thora Sa Aur
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>Thora Left Se Aur
<Br/>
<Br/>Bus Bus Theekh Hai
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>AAAAAKH THOOOOOO. . . ;->
High Class Beizzati
<Br/>
<Br/>If u hav 1 father, call me.
<Br/>
<Br/>If u hav 2 fathers, sms me.
<Br/>
<Br/>If u hav 3 fathers, mis call me.
<Br/>
<Br/>If i m ur father, just ignore this message. . . :P
A Boy On Date Wid A Gir On BMW
<Br/>
<Br/>Boy Said: Jaan . . Mene Tum Se Ek Baat Chupai K . . . I''m Married . . .!!!
<Br/>
<Br/>Girl: OH GOD Tum Ne Tou Mjhe Dara Hi Dia. . . Main Samjhi Ye Car Tumhari Nahi hai . .
10 things i like aBout you :-
<Br/>
<Br/>1 . You are a nice person with a wonderful heart
<Br/>
<Br/>2 .
<Br/>
<Br/>3 .
<Br/>
<Br/>4 .
<Br/>
<Br/>5 .
<Br/>
<Br/>6 .
<Br/>
<Br/>7 .
<Br/>
<Br/>8 .
<Br/>
<Br/>9 .
<Br/>
<Br/>10.
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>Bas mein ek din mein ek he jhoot Bolta hoon . . . ;->
1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
<Br/>
<Br/>n
<Br/>
<Br/>said ''Hi Jack''
<Br/>
<Br/>EveryBody put thr hands up.
<Br/>
<Br/>Thn suddenly Another guy
<Br/>
<Br/>from other side got up n said
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>*
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>*
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>*
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>*
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>''Hi John''. . . ;->
