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How Wud u Differentiate
How Wud u Differentiate <Br/> <Br/>Between <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Murgha & Murghi <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Nahi Pata . . . ? ? ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Simple Hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Throw A Stone. . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Agar Bhaga Tou Murgha <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aur <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Agar Bhaagi Tou Murghi . . . ;->
2days 4cast...
2days 4cast... <Br/> <Br/>it will B cloudy if u frown... <Br/>clear if ur happy... <Br/>sunny if u smile.. <Br/>stormy if u sing....
Mumy:beta q ro rhe ho?
Mumy:Beta q ro rhe ho? <Br/>Beta: mumy papa ne muje kissi nhi ki. <Br/>Mumy:Beta ap ne papa ko taBles nhi sunaye honge <Br/>Beta: kam wali ko kon se taBles ate hain
Boy: mujhse dosti karogi?
Boy: mujhse dosti karogi? <Br/> <Br/>Girl: mere parents allow nhi karte, <Br/> <Br/>Boy: To mere mere parents ne kya mujhe <Br/> <Br/>aashiq society ki memBership dilwayi hui hai!!
Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai
Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kaB aata hai? <Br/> <Br/>jaB sidhu laughter challenge main <Br/> <Br/>hans hans kar har contestant se kehta hai- <Br/> <Br/>Bas kar mere BAAP
gum mein jeene me maza aata hai
gum mein jeene me maza aata hai. <Br/>gareeBo ke ghar Bhi khudaa jata hai.. <Br/>1 hum hai Barish ki tarah sms karte hai <Br/>1 aapka sms sarkari nal k pani ki tarah aata hai
Most innocent dhamki:
Most innocent dhamki: <Br/>As the thief was leaving the house,the kid woke up & said to the thief: "Mera schoolBag Bhi le kar jao varna main mummy ko utha doonga.
Chor 1 ghar me chori
Chor 1 ghar me chori karne gaya, tijori par likha tha "TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURT <Br/>NAI,452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAL BATAN DABAO,TIJORI KHUL JAYGI" Jaise hi <Br/>Button daBaya alarm Baja aur police aayi. Jate waqt chor seth se Bola"AAJ MERA <Br/>INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA "! . . . . .
Once upon a time,
Once upon a time, there were two friends ''JO'' ans ''SO''.Both of them were dudes. <Br/>One day they decided to go to a jungle. <Br/>while going through jungle, A HUGE SNAKE COMES IN FRONT OF THEM!! <Br/> <Br/>JO gets frightened , But SO dies!! <Br/> <Br/>WHY?? <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/> <Br/>A: JO darr gaya..SO marr gaya
the office boy enters boss''s office
the office Boy enters Boss''s office <Br/>i think its ur phone sir <Br/> <Br/>Boss- how do u know?? <Br/> <Br/>well a voice said <Br/>is that you, u old fool.
Doobte hue aadmi ne
DooBte hue aadmi ne <Br/>Pull par chalte hue aadmi ko <Br/>Aawaz lagayi "Bachao Bachao" <Br/>Pull par chalte aadmi ne neeche <Br/>Rassi fenki aur kaha aaoo... <Br/>Nadi mein doBta hua aadmi <Br/>Rassi nahi pakad pa raha tha <Br/>Rah rah kar chillaa raha tha <Br/>Mein marna nahi chahta <Br/>Zindagi Badi mehengi hai <Br/>Kal hi to meri ek MNC mein naukri lagi hai.. <Br/>Itna sunte hi pul par chalte <Br/>Aadmi ne apni rassi kheench li <Br/>Aur Bhagte Bhagte wo MNC gaya <Br/>Usne wahan ke HR ko Bataya ki <Br/>ABhi aBhi ek aadmi dooBkar mar gaya hai <Br/>Aur is tarah aapki company mein <Br/>Ek jagah khali kar gaya hai... <Br/>Mein Berozgaar hoon muje le lo... <Br/>HR Boli dost tumne der kar di, <Br/>aB se kuch der Pehle humne us aadmi ko lagaya hai Jo usse dhakka de kar <Br/>tumse pehle yahan aaya hai !!!
Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don''t Laugh).
RaBri Devi died and went to heaven (Don''t Laugh). <Br/>As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks Behind. <Br/>She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are LieClocks. <Br/>Everyone on Earth has a LieClock.Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." <Br/>"Oh," said RaBri, "Who''s clock is that?"That''s Gautam Buddha''s. <Br/>The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie. <Br/>"And whose clock is that? "That''s ABraham Lincoln''s clock. <Br/>The hands have only moved twice, telling us that ABraham only told 2 lies in his entire life." <Br/>RaBri asked, "Where''s my Laloo''s clock?" <Br/>Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I''m using it as a ceiling fan.

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