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Two secrets to keep your marriage Brimming <Br/> <Br/>1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>2. Whenever you''re right, shut up. .
mee hooon DON...?? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>wht r u finding.. <Br/>Bola na mee hon DoN {@/@}
chaahey gilaa kero , <Br/> <Br/>chaahey shikwaa kero , <Br/> <Br/>moBile ka mtlaB ha k , <Br/> <Br/>:: SmS Kia keroo :: <Br/> <Br/>"sms Boy
A RoSe Rs. 10 <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>A cArd Rs. 25 <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>A lUnch Rs. 200 <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>MoviE Rs. 150 <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>But A fRen LikE U iS *pRicElEss* <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ZyAdA uRRo mAt.. PricElEss BolE tO *PhokAt kA mAAl* =P
Life Means ENJOY , <Br/> <Br/>ENJOY means MoBile , <Br/> <Br/>MoBile Means SmS, <Br/> <Br/>SmS mEans ... <Br/> <Br/>"salla muft da syapaa"
Mod <Br/> <Br/>OBedient <Br/> <Br/>Neat <Br/> <Br/>Kind <Br/> <Br/>Elegent <Br/> <Br/>Young <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>It’s Totally ABt Me <Br/>But Need Not To B Worry , Ur Name Is Also In It <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Just Read The First Letter Of Each Word. . . ;->
Dil ke operation ko BYPASS kyon kehte hain? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kyon ki agar operation theek ho gaya toh.. <Br/>PASS varna Hamesha ke liye BYE. . . ;->
Ek Aadmi Apni B.v Ka Janaza Le Ker Jaa Rha Tha <Br/> <Br/>Janaze K Aage Ek Kutta Aur Peeche Aadmio''n Ki LamBi Line Thi <Br/> <Br/>Ek Aadmi Aaker Poochta Hai : "hai Ye SaB Kaise Hua" <Br/> <Br/>Shohar Bolta Hy :Kuttay K Kaatne Ki Wja Se Mar Gayi . . .! <Br/> <Br/>Tou Doosra Aadmin Bolta Hai : Ek Din K Liye Ye Kutta Aap Mjhe De Sakta Hain ? ? <Br/> <Br/>Aadmi Bolta Hai : Line Main Lag Jao . . . SaB Usi Kuttay K Liye Aaye Hain . . . ;->
DARD BHAREE POETRY ARZ HA! <Br/> <Br/>DIL WICH CHUBHI SOIE <Br/>DIL WICH CHUBHI SOIE <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>OOEE OOEE OOEE OOEE <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>HA HA HA!
Ek ladka tha,use kaBhi pyar nahi hua tha, uske pant ka zip hamesha khula rahta tha kyon? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kyonki <Br/>Pyar Bina ''chain'' kahan re
Ek aadmi k pas jin tha, <Br/>jin Bola "Aaqa" mujhy koi huqm dain. <Br/>Aaqa replayed : Yaar mery ghar say Amrica tak aik Road Banao. <Br/>Jin : Aaqa ye mushkil kaam hay, resty hain darya atye hain, pahar atye hain, jungal aty hain, aBadiyan atye hain, samundar Bhi ata hay, Bohat mushkil hay, kuch or huqam daein... <Br/>us Bandy nay Bohat soocha then he said Yaar meri B.V ko mera farmaBerdaar Bana day.. <Br/>Jin foran Bola "Road singal Banani hay DuBBle lane
Do Ladka Ladki.. aha! <Br/>Raat k andhere me. aha! <Br/>Jhaari k pichhe. aha! <Br/>DaBa daBa k. aha! <Br/>Chus chus k . aha! <Br/>Frooti pe rahe the