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Women have a passion for mathematics.
Women have a passion for mathematics. <Br/> <Br/>They divide their age in half, <Br/>DouBle the price of their clothes, <Br/>And <Br/>Always add at least five years to the age of their Best friend.... ;->
Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger
Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger <Br/> <Br/>Son: “I Start Cleaning Toilet “ <Br/> <Br/>Dad: “How Does It Satisfies U?” <Br/> <Br/>Son: “I Clean It Wid Ur Tooth Brush “ ;->
Engineer: a person
Engineer: a person who knows a great deal aBout very little and who goes along knowing more and more aBout less and less, until finally he knows practically everything aBout nothing.... ;->
Headlines of 2025
Headlines of 2025 <Br/> <Br/>HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025: <Br/> <Br/>1. Kyunki saas Bhi kaBhi Bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs. <Br/>2. Dhoom 17 ready for release. <Br/>3. I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar. <Br/>4. Salman, Vivek and ABhishek attends Aishwarya''s 3rd marriage. <Br/>5. Mein to aaBhi jawan hu - Dev Anand''s new film, staring himself in the lead role. <Br/>6. Petrol Rs.999/liter. <Br/>7. N.Siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day... ;->
Mom:Beta kyu ro rahy ho..?
Mom:Beta kyu ro rahy ho..? <Br/> <Br/>Beta: techr ne mara hai muje.. <Br/> <Br/>Mom: Kyu mara..? <Br/> <Br/>Beta: Meine usko murghi kaha tha.. <Br/> <Br/>Mom: Kyu kaha..? <Br/> <Br/>Beta: usne muje test mein anda jo diya tha... ;->
If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane,
If you drop a woman and a Brick out of a plane, <Br/>which one would hit <Br/>the ground first? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Who Cares?? ..... ;->
Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own Business? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ans: <Br/> <Br/>1 => No Mind <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>2 => No Business . . . . . ;->
Aap Ki Baaho''n Main Phool Khilte Rahenge
Aap Ki Baaho''n Main Phool Khilte Rahenge <Br/> <Br/>Aankho''n Main Intizar K Diye Jalte Rahenge <Br/> <Br/>Dua Hai Khuda Se K Aap Khush Raho <Br/> <Br/>Baaqi Tung Tou Hum Aap K Kerte Rahenge . . . ;->
Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bha
Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bhar <Br/> <Br/>MohaBBat Aur Nafart Ki Jung Na Ker <Br/> <Br/>Khushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na Ker <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>It Means <Br/> <Br/>Pappu Yaar Tung Na Ker . . . ;->
Wada Tou Nahi kerte Dosti Nibhayenge
Wada Tou Nahi kerte Dosti NiBhayenge <Br/> <Br/>Koshish Ye Hi Rahegi Aap Ko Satayenge <Br/> <Br/>Zarurat Pare Tou Dil Se Pukarna <Br/> <Br/>POTTY Bhi Ker Rahe Honge Tou Bina Dhoye Chale Aayenge . . . ;->
Kahee''n Andhera Tou Kahee''n Shaam Ho Gi
Kahee''n Andhera Tou Kahee''n Shaam Ho Gi <Br/> <Br/>Meri Har Khushi Tere Naam Ho Gi <Br/> <Br/>Kuch Maang Tou Dekh Ae Dost <Br/> <Br/>Bijli'' Telephone, Gas Ka Bill Aur <Br/> <Br/>Qarz Me DooBi Hui Property Tere Naam Hogi . . . ;->
Muskurate Chehre Ko Rula Dete Hain Log
Muskurate Chehre Ko Rula Dete Hain Log <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Khuloos-e-Ulfat Ki Kuch Aisi Saza Dete Hain Log <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Barha K Baal Baghlo''n K <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Haath Utha Utha K Sungha Dete Hain Log . . . ;->

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