1 Chooozay Ne Sherni ko Propose KIa
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<Br/>Sherni Boli : ABy Chal Tu Ne Apni Jaan, Height, Size Aur Shakal Dekhi Hai ?
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<Br/>Chooza Bola: Madam In SaB Ko Choro, Mera Confidence Dekho . . . ;->
O Frnd Jee
<Br/>Tussi Mittha Aam Ho
<Br/>Coca Cola Da Jaam Ho
<Br/>Sir Dard Ka Baam Ho
<Br/>Sara Kuch Theek Hy
<Br/>Bas SMS Nahi Kerde
<Br/>Ba Es Waste Badnaam Ho. . . ;->
KOi Cheez Bewafai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi
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<Br/>Gham-e-Imtihaan Judaai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi
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<Br/>Kisi Ko Deni Ho Agr Jawani Main Saza
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<Br/>Tou Parhai Se Bah Ker Saza Kia Hogi . . . ;)
Arz Kia Hai
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<Br/>Tm Dost Ho Mere Sada K LIye
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<Br/>Main Zinda Hoon Teri Wafa K LIye
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<Br/>Ker Lena Lakhon Shikwe Humse Magar
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<Br/>KaBhi Topiyan Na Dena Khuda K Liye ;->
Zaman Bohat KharaB Hai . . .
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<Br/>Boy To Girl: Kia Main Aap Ka Haath Choom Sakta Hoon . . . ?
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<Br/>Girl: Kion Maire Honton Pe Kaante Lage Hain Kia . . . ? ;->
Zaman Bohat KharaB Hai . . .
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<Br/>Boy To Girl: Kia Main Aap Ka Haath Choom Sakta Hoon . . . ?
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<Br/>Girl: Kion Maire Honton Pe Kaante Lage Hain Kia . . . ? ;->
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
<Br/>Peon: The future is Bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
HusBand:u will never succeed
<Br/>in making DOGS oBey u. . . !
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<Br/>Wife:Nonsense. . . . it’s only a matter of patience,
<Br/>I had a lot of trouBle with u at first. . . ;->
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