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Never think more <Br/>aBout d past, <Br/>it Brings Tears. . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Dont think more <Br/>aBout d future, <Br/>it Brings Fears. . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Think more <Br/>aBout ME,, <Br/>which Brings Cheers!! ;->
Man: How old is your father? <Br/>Boy: As old as me. <Br/>Man : How can that Be? <Br/>Boy: He Became a father only when I was Born.
Lady : Is this my train? <Br/>Station Master : No, it Belongs to the Railway Company. <Br/>Lady : Don''t try to Be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Lahore. <Br/>Station Master : No Madam, I''m afraid it''s too heavy. . . ;->
Yad aata hai mujhko tera Bachpan ka zamana <Br/>Patli patli tangon par latka hua pakhana . <Br/>Wo Behti naak ko hath say poonch kr gaal per lagana <Br/>Gali mein Beth kr sare Muhalle ko Show dikhana, <Br/>Qamar say makhiyan uratay howay aawaz lagana,,,,, <Br/> <Br/>Ammi dho day
Wife : Do you want dinner? <Br/> <Br/>HusBand:Sure, what are my choices? <Br/> <Br/>Wife :Yes and no. . . ;->
21st Century.... Good/Bad??? <Br/>Our communication - Wireless <Br/> <Br/>Our dress - Topless <Br/> <Br/>Our telephone - Cordless <Br/> <Br/>Our cooking - Fireless <Br/> <Br/>Our youth - JoBless <Br/> <Br/>Our food - Fatless <Br/> <Br/>Our laBour - Effortless <Br/> <Br/>Our conduct - Worthless <Br/> <Br/>Our relation - Loveless <Br/> <Br/>Our attitude - Careless <Br/> <Br/>Our feelings - Heartless <Br/> <Br/>Our politics - Shameless <Br/> <Br/>Our education - Valueless <Br/> <Br/>Our follies - Countless <Br/> <Br/>Our arguments - Baseless <Br/> <Br/>Our JoB - Thankless <Br/> <Br/>Our Boss - Brainless <Br/> <Br/>Our Salary - Very less . . .
Why do we all marry? <Br/>Because romance is not <Br/>the only element of life. <Br/>We should also know horror, <Br/>terror, suspense, irony, <Br/>stupidity & tragedy of LIFE. . . ;->
A Bus station is where a Bus stops. <Br/>A train station is where train stops. <Br/>On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say..... ;->
May our friendship turn into silver <Br/> <Br/>silver into Gold... <Br/> <Br/>Gold into diamonds... <Br/> <Br/>And <Br/> <Br/>May our diamonds Be forever.... <Br/> <Br/>then we will sell it OK? <Br/> <Br/>fifty-fifty ;->
SMS Bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu <Br/>Teri yaad ne moBile fada dita <Br/>Message likhde likhde space muki <Br/>Assi overwrite alloweed la dita <Br/>yaara mereya message reply karin <Br/>Assi apna farz niBha dita ;->
Whats the diff Between Quaid-e-Azam, Musharraf & Lalu Parsaad? <Br/>Quaid didnt know whats lie, <Br/>Musharraf doesnt know whats truth <Br/>& <Br/>Lalu doesnt know the difference ;->
Why Does A Man Wid Broken Heart Doesnt Need ''''GENERAL KNOWLEDGE'''' ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>B''coz <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>JaB Dil Hii Toot Gaya Tou ''''G . K'''' Kia Karenge . . . ;->