Last nite i had a dream.
<Br/>I was walking with God.
<Br/>He asked me, "Who''s ur Best friend?"
<Br/>I told him ur name.....
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<Br/>He smiled & said....
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<Br/>"SaB Pichle Janam K PaaP Hai !!" ;->
When The Best Actors Are Choosen By Other Actors . . .
<Br/>It''s Called ''''OSCARS''''
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<Br/>When The Best Actors Are Choosen By Peoples . . .
<Br/>It''s Called ''''ELECTION'''' ;->
Ek Faqeer Ne Doosre Faqeer Se Poocha: Tum Ne Wo Bridge Wali Jaga Q Chorh Di Wahan Tou KhooB Kamai Hoti Thi
<Br/>Pehla Faqeer: Mene Wo Jaga Apne Chote Bete Ko Birthday Pe Gift Ker Di . . . ;->
Ek Fauji Ki MehBooBa Nurse Ban Gayi
<Br/>Tou Fauji Ne Us Ko Khat Likha
<Br/>''''Darling Mujhe Ye Jaan Kr Bohat Khusi Hui K Tum Nurse Ban Gayi Ho. . . Me Khda Se Dua Krta Hoon K Kisi Haadse Me Zakhmi Ho Ker Tumhare Hospital Pohanch Jaon''''
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<Br/>Kuch Din Baad MehBooBa Ka Khat Aaya
<Br/>''''Haadsa Tou Nahi Ko Mau''jza Hii Tumhain Mere Paas La Sakta Hai Kyun K Meri Duty METERNITY HOSPITAL Me Hai'''' ;->
Ek Kanjoos Aadmi SuBha Utha Tou Usne Dekha k Us Ki B.v Mar Gayi Hai
<Br/>Wo Bhagta Hua Kitchen Me Gaya Jahan Uski Beti Naashta Bana Rahi Thi
<Br/>Aadmi Ne Usay Gale Laga Ker Rote Huey Kaha
<Br/>''''Beti Aaj Ek Aadmi Ka Naashta Kam Banana'''' . . . ;->
Pyar Karo SUJAL Ki Terha
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<Br/>Shadian Karo KASHISH Ki Terha
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<Br/>LamBi Umar Ho BAA K Terha
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<Br/>Rote Raho TULSI Ki Terha
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<Br/>SaB Ko Hansao GATTU Ki Terha
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<Br/>Har Janam Main Aao ANURADH Ki Terha
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<Br/>Qismat Se Laro PRERNA Ki Terha
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<Br/>Shak Karo BAJAJ Ki Terha
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<Br/>Insaan Bano Meri Terha . . . ;->
Pathan ko rastay mein ek charagh mila.Utha k saaf kiya to ek Jin nikla or kaha k woh uski 3 khwahishain puri krayga.
<Br/>Pathan:"Umko esa naswar do jo khatam na ho!"
<Br/>Ekdum ek naswar ka packet aa gya.
<Br/>Pathan ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or aa gai.
<Br/>Jin: "Baqi 2 khwahishain?"
<Br/>Pathan: "Esa 2 packet or do!" ;->
Baap:Baita, paper kaisa huwa?
<Br/>Baita:Bus pehla sawal choot gia!
<Br/>Baap:acha! aur Baqi?
<Br/>Baita:teesra mujhe aata nhe tha!chotha mai karna Bhool gia!paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya!chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha,mai ne dekha he nhe
<Br/>Baap ghusy mai Bola:aur dosra?
<Br/>Baita:Bs srf wohe galat huwa hai ;->
Imagine World Without GIRLS
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<Br/>Roads Sunsaan,
<Br/>Markets Viraan,
<Br/>Na Janu Na Jaan,
<Br/>Na Koi Girl Friend K Liye Pareshan,
<Br/>Bus Namaz & Quran.......
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<Br/>All Boys Direct Jannat-ul-Muqam
