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Hight of friendship: <Br/> <Br/>Bush''s daughter marryin laden''s son n deir kid is named george Bin laden!!!
Height of Stupidity <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Q: Why do women wear skirts and men pants.????? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>coz if guys startd xposin'' then no one wld''ve Been alive!!
Height of satte Bazi... <Br/> <Br/>GAmBlers playing for ash aBhishek marrige..kitne din chalegee
ll DesiraBle thing''s in life are either... <Br/> <Br/>ILLEGAL, <Br/> <Br/>BANNED, <Br/> <Br/>FATTENING, <Br/> <Br/>EXPENSIVE, <Br/> <Br/>OR'' <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE...!!(,")
A DUA... <Br/>tujHe khushiYan aise milen jEse MUSHRAF ko galiYan. <Br/>Teri zindgi se gum aise khatm hon jise NARGIS ki haya. <Br/>or <Br/>tujhe BABRA SHRIF jEsa saBr mile. <Br/>tuje shohrat aisI mile jise MUKHTAARA MAI ko mili. <Br/>Tujhe health aise mile jEse SINGETA ko. <Br/>apke din aise phre jise NISEBO k. <Br/>Koi aur dua.....???
Flower dies, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>stories end, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>songs fade, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>memories r 4goten, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>all things come to end, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>But precious people like u, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. . . Chipak hi jate hain.
Haseen Tum Ho To Buray Hum B Nahi , <Br/> <Br/>Mehlon Mein Tum Ho To Sarkon Py Hum B Nahi , <Br/> <Br/>Dosti Kar K Kehty Ho BUSY Hoon , <Br/> <Br/>Kaan KHOOL K Sun Lo VAILAY Hum B Nahi...
Chahti hoon apko piyaar doon, <Br/> <Br/>dosti pe apni zindagi war doon, <Br/> <Br/>par jaB apka SMS nhi milta hy to, <Br/> <Br/>Dil karta hai apka SIR phar doon.
Din Main 5 SmS, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Raat Main 10 SmS, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Haftay Main 200 SmS, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Month Main 1000 SmS, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mujhay Bhej Kar <Br/>SawaB-e-Darain Hasil Karain.. <Br/>"SHUKRIYA" ;->
Qus: Why Do Mens Die Before Their Wives . . . ? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Any Idea ! <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>No ! <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Not To Worry ! <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>I Tell Ya ! <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Ans: BCoZ They Want To . . . ;->
Seen oN A Famous Beauty Parlor iN Karachi : <Br/> <Br/>Don''t Whistle aT The Girl Going ouT From Here . . . <Br/> <Br/>She May B Your GrandMother . . . ;-> . . . :p
Height Of TexTinG . . . <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>SendinG BlanK SmS . . . ;->