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60 saAL pehLe CandLe Light DiNNer Sirf AmeEr Log kEr sAkte thAy, <Br/> <Br/>MagAr AB poorAy MuLk ki AwAm ko yE SAhuLAt MuyAsSur hy <Br/> <Br/>Farq to pArA hy.. <Br/> <Br/>GEO MUSHARRAF . . . ;->
Arz kiya hai....... <Br/> <Br/>Office may Kaam hote hain... <Br/>Galtiyo ka sama hota hai.... <Br/>Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai.... <Br/>Dil ki khunnas BOSS jaBaan se nahi kehte... <Br/>Ye fasana to appraisal mein Bayan hota hai....
Arz kiya hai....... <Br/> <Br/>Office may Kaam hote hain... <Br/>Galtiyo ka sama hota hai.... <Br/>Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai.... <Br/>Dil ki khunnas BOSS jaBaan se nahi kehte... <Br/>Ye fasana to appraisal mein Bayan hota hai....
Do u Belive in BHOOT? agar ha to neche na karna <Br/>neche Bhoot ha <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>ye Bhot ha koi tumhari phophi ka putar nahi jo nazar ayega
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:- <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>C-Come, <Br/>O-On, <Br/>L-Lets, <Br/>L-Love, <Br/>E-Each, <Br/>G-Girl, <Br/>E-Equally...... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Thats why Boys go to college
Do u Belive in BHOOT? agar ha to neche na karna <Br/>neche Bhoot ha <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>ye Bhot ha koi tumhari phophi ka putar nahi jo nazar ayega
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:- <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>C-Come, <Br/>O-On, <Br/>L-Lets, <Br/>L-Love, <Br/>E-Each, <Br/>G-Girl, <Br/>E-Equally...... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Thats why Boys go to college
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut Butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
<Br/>I Feel u Every Day <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>I Miss U Every Day <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>I Enjoy U Every Day <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>I Love U Every Day <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Because <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>“Every Day” <Br/>Is The Best Milk For Tea . . . ;->
What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ? <Br/>It is when your Girl Friend says "YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends."
Love Easy to say <Br/> <Br/>Difficult to stay.. <Br/> <Br/>Beautiful to feel <Br/> <Br/>Difficult to deal… <Br/> <Br/>Difficulty is a part of Life… <Br/> <Br/>But That’s the reason… <Br/> <Br/>Why Girlfriend is never a wife ;->
yeh Bat samajh main ayi nahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi! Main kaise mithi Baat karoon jaB mithi cheez khai nahi? <Br/> <Br/>Yeh canda kaisa mamu hai jaB mom ka wo Bhai nahi? <Br/> <Br/>q lamBay Baal hain Bhaloo k kiyon us ki tind karwai nahi? <Br/>kiya wo ganda Bacha hai? ya jungle main koi nayi nahi? <Br/> <Br/>nani k husBand jaB nana haan or dadi k husBand jaB dada haan tu kiyon Baji k husBand Baja nahi? <Br/> <Br/>Yeh Baat samajh main ayinahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi