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Aam zindgi.. <Br/>hum ek Bhi ladki nahi pata sake.. <Br/>College ka 1 semester khraB ho gaya.... <Br/> <Br/>Mentos zindgi:- ek Bhi ladki hume nahi pata saki...Unka 1 semester BARBAAD ho gaya....
If u want to Be a winner in life... <Br/>& want to Become a great person... <Br/>listen to what your girlfriend say... <Br/>AND DO THE OPPOSITE...
Q. What does 98 stand for in Windows98? <Br/> <Br/>A. It stands for numBer of times it hangs in a day!!
Do not Blame God for having created the tiger, But thank him for not having given it wings.
A good friend will Bail you out of jail, But a Best friend will Be sitting next to you saying, <Br/> <Br/>"damn v screwed it up But that was fun!"
Hi! Need one gal 2 marry... Age no Bar, Color no Bar, height no Bar, caste no Bar, But gal''s father must have his own Bar... CHEERS
Lady : So, you want to Become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, But I don''t see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a Boy and another is a dog how it is possiBle? <Br/> <Br/>Bcoz her husBand is HUTCH DEALER.... <Br/> <Br/>wherever u go out network follows
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a Boy and another is a dog how it is possiBle? <Br/> <Br/>Bcoz her husBand is HUTCH DEALER.... <Br/> <Br/>wherever u go out network follows
1 Bar 300 pathan ship main safar kar rahe the <Br/> <Br/>laikin sare ke sare mar gaye.. <Br/> <Br/>kaise? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>nothing seriuos... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ship Bich main kharaB ho gai <Br/> <Br/>to daka dene neche uttar gaye.
Kya yaar tum Bi ajeeB ho, <Br/>mere dil ke kitne kareeB ho, <Br/>na milte ho na sms karte ho , <Br/>kya tum mujse Bi jayada gariB ho
Types of Girls ( Computer Humor ) <Br/>CD-ROM GIRLS <Br/>She is always faster and faster <Br/>EMAIL GIRLS <Br/>Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense <Br/>HARD DISK GIRLS <Br/>She rememBers everything, FOREVER <Br/>INTERNET GIRLS <Br/>Difficult to access <Br/>MULTIMEDIA GIRLS <Br/>She make horriBle thing look Beautiful <Br/>SCREENSAVER GIRLS <Br/>She is good for nothing But at least she is fun <Br/>RAM GIRLS <Br/>She forget aBout you, the moment turn her off <Br/>WINDOW GIRLS <Br/>Everyone know that she can"t do a thing right, But no one can <Br/>live with out her <Br/>VIRUS GIRLS <Br/>Also known as "wife"" when you are not expecting her, she comes, <Br/>install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to <Br/>uninstall her you will lose something, if don"t try you uninstall <Br/>her you will lose everything <Br/>SERVER GIRLS <Br/>Always Busy when you need her