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Hun jaisay PAPPU <Br/>BACHAY KhuBsutar <Br/>Bachiyoon ki amaanat <Br/>hain. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Apnay Aap Ko expired <Br/>AUNTIES Ki pohanch se <Br/>duur rakhein. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Wizart-e-Poondi.
Yar apki Eik Photo <Br/>Chahiye, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>KitaB Per Lagani Hai, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>KitaB Ka NaaM Hai, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>" QaBaR Ka AaZaB".
FILM; <Br/> <Br/>"Destroy Pakistan " <Br/> <Br/>Hero: <Br/> <Br/>President Bush <Br/>Co Hero: <Br/>Mushraf <Br/> <Br/>Herion: <Br/>Condlisa Rise <Br/> <Br/>Villan: <Br/>Osama Bin laden <Br/> <Br/>Scripted in: <Br/>USA <Br/>Pakistan <Br/> <Br/>Character Actors: <Br/>N Shrif,Qazi,Imran, <Br/>Amin Fahim <Br/> <Br/>Friendly y Apperance: <Br/>SAUDI king <Br/> <Br/>Comedien: <Br/>sheikh Rashid <Br/> <Br/>Suporting Actor: <Br/> <Br/>Hamiid Karzai, <Br/> <Br/>Molana Fazal-ur-Rehmn
Bhol k Bhi kisiko na <Br/>rulana, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Zindgi main saBko <Br/>hansana, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Dushman Ko Bhi galay <Br/>lagana, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Phir Bhi koi gham day to <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>90 <Br/>pay phone lagana <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"THOK DENGE" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>saaley k
Considering his <Br/>achievments of <Br/>creating shortage of, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Wheat <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>gas <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>power <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>suger <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>water <Br/> <Br/>Musharaf has Been <Br/>give the title of <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Quaid-e-Qillat...!!!!!!!
Hum gaey un k ghar kaha dil se dil mila lo, <Br/> <Br/>Darvaza khola unki ami <Br/>nay, <Br/> <Br/>Hum nay kaha aunti <Br/>Bachon ko polio k kartray <Br/>pilva lo.>
Aik janaza dekh kar larki <Br/>muskurae, <Br/> <Br/>Aik Bazurg Bole Beti jawan mout par muskaraya nae krte, <Br/> <Br/>Larkhi:BaBa kya karo wada kiya tha jB B milenge muskura ke milenge.
Hamari life us waqt <Br/>complete hoti hai, <Br/> <Br/>jaB ap ho or mai ho, <Br/> <Br/>or humary, <Br/> <Br/>Choty choty <Br/> <Br/>pyary pyara <Br/> <Br/>sweet sweet <Br/> <Br/>cute cute <Br/> <Br/>nanny munny <Br/> <Br/>shararti shararti <Br/> <Br/>!Sms!Hon!
Sir :pyar or ishq mai kya farq hai, <Br/> <Br/>Student:sir pyar wo hai jo <Br/>Aap apni Beti se krtay hain, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sir :GOOD!Or IHSQ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Student:sir jo mai ap ki Beti se krta hon.>
aik aurat apny Baty ko prosi ky ghar chamcha lyne Bhejgi hai. <Br/>Beta ja kr wapis ata hai ur kehta hai wo nhi deti. <Br/>Aurat kheti hai ajkl ky loog ktny kanjoos ho gay hai.Beta jao ja kr almari sy apna nikal kr lao.
Dear Customer. <Br/>u hve suBscriBed kanjuci package now u can enjoy saving of sms. <Br/>Ur suBscription title Kanjus is Valid till ALLAH gives u tofiq to send sms.
frnds r lik Balons onc u let thm go u can never Bring them Back. thats y mera dil chata hai app ki hawa nikal k apny pas rakh loon.