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Ajeb shakhs tha

AjeB shakhs tha ajeB mizaj rakhta tha.. sawal karne se pehlay jawaB rakhta tha.. Wesay to kehta tha ''i hate grlz'' magar khusron se hansi mzaq rakhta tha..

Police Inspector

Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief? Sharef : No, But I found some trace of him. Police Inspector : What? Sharef : Finger prints. Police Inspector : Where? Sharef : On my cheeks.

If ur world is spinning around

If ur world is spinning around and ur heart is Beating fast.. Do u think its love? ? ? ? Na Munna Na it’s called High Blood Pressure

hello this is our a

hello this is our at hello this is our ATD ( Any Time DisturBance ) service we are the experts in disturBin n irritating ppl at Busy hrs. Our goal has Been achieved. Thx !

Ye msg aik

Ye msg aik ghareeB lerki ka hei jis k paas is sakht sirde me pehanne k liye kapre nahi hein,msg saBko Bhej ker uski help karein Name Malika Sherawat.

Lagey raho..

Lagey raho.. Lagey raho.. mainey khawaaB mein daikha k mai Musharaf ki jagah saddar Ban gaya hoon, tum par Bhi koi paaBandi nahin jo marzi sapney daikho.. ;->

Kash ye faasle na hote,

Kash ye faasle na hote, kash ye duriyan na hoti, kash aap aur hum saath hote, toh toh toh toh . . . mere sms k Paise Bach jate... ;->

Apun tera dost,

Apun tera dost, Dost Bole to Bhai, Bhai Bole to Munna Bhai Munna Bhai Bole to MBBS MBBS Bole to Dr Dr Bole to kya? Bole to chal chadi utar INJECTION lgane ka :p

Khan ko kisi ne bataya

Khan ko kisi ne Bataya k jore asmano par Bante hai.. Khan Bazar se kapra le kar aaya 0r uper ki taraf m0un kar k Bola "ya Allah ye mera jora B Banade" . . . ;->

Professor he aate hon hafta

Professor he aate hon hafta war college me To uncha q na hoo taleem ka mayar college me Agarcha dosre mashroB B mehenge nai milte Magar chalta hai aksar sharBat''e didar college me Wo degree k Bajae ma''m lekar lot aya hai Mila tha daakhla jisko samandar par college me Mje shak hai hum dono samdhi na Ban jaen Teri GULNAR college me, Mera GULZAR college me.... ;->

Man 2 Pathan:

Man 2 Pathan: Khanji kal maine apko phone kia par apne uthaya nai. Phathan: Kyun uthata. Yeh jo maine 30 Rupaiyye deke Gana lagwaya hai, woh tera Baap sunega?

Pehlay Pakistan ki Abadi

Pehlay Pakistan ki ABadi kHatarnak Hud se tajawaz kr chuki thi , Lakin aB KHUDKUSH DHAMAKON ki vajah say kafi controll mai hai Farq to para hai GEO MUSHARAF !

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