Mout k Bad yaad araha hai koi,,,
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<Br/>cigratte meri kaBer par jala rha hai koi,,,
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<Br/>ya RaB 2pal ki mohlat or de de,,,
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<Br/>akeley akeley
<Br/>suttey lga rha hai koi....
U.S.A ne Bridge Bnaya jo 2citys ko milata ha
<Br/>British ne esa Bridge Bnaya jo 2countrys ko milata ha PAKISTAN ne esa Brige Bnaya jo direct ALLAH TALA se milata ha
Put Ur Hand On A Hot Stove For A Minute, It Seems Like An Hour...
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<Br/>Sit Wid A Pretty Girl For An Hour, It Seems Like A Minute...
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<Br/>That''s Reality.... ;->
What''s Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man ..?
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<Br/>A Woman Will Always Cheerish The Memory Of The Man Who Wanted To Marry Her
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<Br/>A Man Cherishes The Memory Of The Woman Whom He Didn''t Marry.... ;->
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Ameer ki Biwi or ghareeB ki Biwi mai kia farq hota hai?
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<Br/>Ameer ki Biwi apne husBand se: Mjhe nai pata mjhe shopping pe le k jayn,muje nai pta mjhe Beauty parlour le k jayn,
<Br/>aj dinner 5 star hotel me karenge
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<Br/>GhareeB ki Biwi apne husBnd se: muje nai pta meri Behan k 4 Bache hain mery sirf 2 q hain.? ;->
Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to
<Br/>hosla saath rakhna
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<Br/>Agar piyar ko pana chahtay ho to
<Br/>aitBar sath rakhna
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<Br/>Agar hamesha muskarana chahtay ho to
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<Br/>DANT SAAF RAKHNA.
SaB Dost Bewafa Ho Gaye
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<Br/>Hum Apne MoBile Se Khafa Ho Gaye
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<Br/>1 Sms Tou Kr Do Zaalim
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<Br/>Werna Dunya Samjhe Gi Aap Dunya Se Dafa Ho Gaye ;->
If U Feel A Bit Dizzy
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<Br/>U r Sad
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<Br/>Not Feeling Well
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<Br/>U Are Craving 4 Something Sweet
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<Br/>Do U Know What''s Wrong Wid U . . . .? ? ?
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<Br/>U Are Suffering From
<Br/>VITAMIN ''''Me''''
<Br/>Deficiency ;->
