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Musharraf Ne Qaum Se KhitaB Kerte Huye Kaha K Pakistan Mey Buhat Jald GurBat Khatam Honay Wali Hai........ Aur Koi GareeB Nahi Rahe Ga.... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sach Hi TaU Kaha Hai..... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kyunki Sarey GariB Tau Mar Jaye Ge.... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>GEO MUSHARRAF.................
Mout k Bad yaad araha hai koi,,, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>cigratte meri kaBer par jala rha hai koi,,, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ya RaB 2pal ki mohlat or de de,,, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>akeley akeley <Br/>suttey lga rha hai koi....
U.S.A ne Bridge Bnaya jo 2citys ko milata ha <Br/>British ne esa Bridge Bnaya jo 2countrys ko milata ha PAKISTAN ne esa Brige Bnaya jo direct ALLAH TALA se milata ha
Put Ur Hand On A Hot Stove For A Minute, It Seems Like An Hour... <Br/>But <Br/>Sit Wid A Pretty Girl For An Hour, It Seems Like A Minute... <Br/> <Br/>That''s Reality.... ;->
What''s Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man ..? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>A Woman Will Always Cheerish The Memory Of The Man Who Wanted To Marry Her <Br/> <Br/>& <Br/> <Br/>A Man Cherishes The Memory Of The Woman Whom He Didn''t Marry.... ;-> <Br/>
Ameer ki Biwi or ghareeB ki Biwi mai kia farq hota hai? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ameer ki Biwi apne husBand se: Mjhe nai pata mjhe shopping pe le k jayn,muje nai pta mjhe Beauty parlour le k jayn, <Br/>aj dinner 5 star hotel me karenge <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>GhareeB ki Biwi apne husBnd se: muje nai pta meri Behan k 4 Bache hain mery sirf 2 q hain.? ;->
Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to <Br/>hosla saath rakhna <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Agar piyar ko pana chahtay ho to <Br/>aitBar sath rakhna <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Agar hamesha muskarana chahtay ho to <Br/>To <Br/> <Br/>to <Br/> <Br/>to <Br/> <Br/>DANT SAAF RAKHNA.
Mother : Why arent you doing very well in History? <Br/>Son: Because the teacher keeps asking aBout things that happened Before I was Born. ;->
Salesman : This computer will cut your workload By 50% <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Sardar G:: That''s great, I''ll take two of them. ;->
JB akelapan mehsus ho <Br/> <Br/>JaB har janiB khamoshi ho <Br/> <Br/>JaB tanhai ka ehsas Barh jaye <Br/> <Br/>JB taangen thak jaen <Br/> <Br/>To <Br/>Samj lena <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>apko TOILET mei Bethy kafi der ho gayi hy ;->
SaB Dost Bewafa Ho Gaye <Br/> <Br/>Hum Apne MoBile Se Khafa Ho Gaye <Br/> <Br/>1 Sms Tou Kr Do Zaalim <Br/> <Br/>Werna Dunya Samjhe Gi Aap Dunya Se Dafa Ho Gaye ;->
If U Feel A Bit Dizzy <Br/> <Br/>U r Sad <Br/> <Br/>Not Feeling Well <Br/> <Br/>And <Br/> <Br/>U Are Craving 4 Something Sweet <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Do U Know What''s Wrong Wid U . . . .? ? ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>U Are Suffering From <Br/>VITAMIN ''''Me'''' <Br/>Deficiency ;->