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Anarkali in akBar''s <Br/>darBar: <Br/> <Br/>Paad dia to darna kia jB pad dia to darna kai, <Br/> <Br/>pad dia koi tatti nai ki <Br/>chup chup k BadBoo <Br/>soonghna kia, <Br/> <Br/>jaB paad dia.->
Shayad Barish hone se pehle asman nela na ho, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Shayeed andhi aane se phle mosam pila na ho, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Magar ye to ho he nhi skta k tum so kar utho or <Br/>"BISTER GILA" <Br/>na ho !!!!!!!!!!!!
MALLIKA dancing <Br/>puBlic clapping <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Remove top <Br/>More claps <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Removes Bra <Br/>More claps <Br/> <Br/>Removes panty <Br/>SSSilence <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Moral of the story <Br/>Taali ek hath se nahin <Br/>Bajti.
Is sard mosam me <Br/>tumhara sath ho <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Garm Bister me kamBal orhe tum milo! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mere hont tumhe chune ko tarsen <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kash esa kaBi ehsas ho! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>I LOVE U <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"TAPAL CHAYE"
Aik dafa MIRZA GHALIB <Br/>Bathroom gaye tu un ko apnay mehBooB ki yaad i. <Br/> <Br/>Unhone ne foran aik sher kaha, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Ankhoon main hai tera aks, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aur hath main hai "LUX"
Pappu Pinky ko pasand karta hay or Pinky Pappu k Bhai ko jaB k Pappu k Bhai ko Pinky ki Behen achi lagti hay lekin Pinky ki Behen Pappu ko pasand karti hay haalaan k Pappu pehlay hee Pinky ko chahta hai. <Br/>AB jaB k Pinky ko Pappu acha nahi lagta aur Pappu ka Bhai Pinky k liay raazi nahin hai aur Pappu Pinky ki Behen se pyaar nahi karta jaB k Pinky ki Behen ko Pappu ka Bhai acha nahin lagta... <Br/> <Br/>AB Batao k is poori situation main kya kiya jaye..? ;->
Pappu Pinky ko pasand karta hay or Pinky Pappu k Bhai ko jaB k Pappu k Bhai ko Pinky ki Behen achi lagti hay lekin Pinky ki Behen Pappu ko pasand karti hay haalaan k Pappu pehlay hee Pinky ko chahta hai. <Br/>AB jaB k Pinky ko Pappu acha nahi lagta aur Pappu ka Bhai Pinky k liay raazi nahin hai aur Pappu Pinky ki Behen se pyaar nahi karta jaB k Pinky ki Behen ko Pappu ka Bhai acha nahin lagta... <Br/> <Br/>AB Batao k is poori situation main kya kiya jaye..? ;->
What Did 0 (Zero) Say To 8(Eight) .? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Any Guess ! <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>No ! <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>NoT To WorrY ! <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>iT''s Said ! <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>NiCE BELT . . . ;->
B4 u Speak-Listn <Br/>B4 u Spnd-Earn <Br/>B4 u Criticiz-Wait <Br/>B4 u Pray-Forgiv <Br/>B4 u Quit-Try <Br/>B4 u Hate-Luv <Br/>B4 u Die.. <Br/> <Br/>Apni Sari Property mere naam kar.... :P
Poem On Ash <Br/>Sexy aunty on the floor, <Br/>Ash is not as Before, <Br/>The one we used to adore, <Br/>The sweet lady from mangalore, <Br/>Now she''s a Big Bore, <Br/>Played around with four, <Br/>Screwed them for sure, <Br/>Drowned them and came ashore, <Br/>Vivek was Burnt to the core, <Br/>Salman gave him a call of roar, <Br/>Then stepped through amitaBh''s door, <Br/>She knew he scores in crore, <Br/>ABhishek is for sure, <Br/>Dil mange more, <Br/>God knows whats more in aunty''s store. <Br/>CRAZY KIYA RE . . . ;->
Aik shaks punjaBi se yaar ager mai tumharay sir pe goli maru to? punjaBi: yaar mai mar jawan ga yehi sawal angrez se angrez: i will Be die. pathan se: pathan: yaar sher wala goli maray ga ya ponstan wala......
Molvi;muje wife k liya <Br/>Brazier chahiay. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Shopkeeper;size kai hai? <Br/> <Br/>Molvi ;size to maloom nahi, per us k purani Brazier se meri 2 topiy Ban gai hain.->