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ooiy yaroo <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>.mery dil ki taroo <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>.. <Br/>.mery pearoo <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>mery taBiedaroo <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>.husan k parwanoo. <Br/>. <Br/>.. <Br/>. <Br/>ary oo dewanoo <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>.mujhy kaBi to jano <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>jo Be mily Bacha osy kis karo <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>.kia yaar kaBi to mujhy mis karoo <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>flert ko tum end karo <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>mujhy kuch achay sy funy sms send karoo
ARZ KIYA HAI... <Br/>Na zarurat rakho sitaron ki <Br/> <Br/>Na zarurat rakho falto yaaron ki <Br/> <Br/>Bas ek dost maango mere jaisa <Br/> <Br/>Jo waat laga de saaron ki...
Urgent msg to all.. <Br/> <Br/>if anyone want to donate their eyes.. <Br/> <Br/>plz contact. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Umpire Steve Buckner “He want to continue tour to Australia“ <Br/> <Br/>“Netra daan maha daan“
Chan Chandni rat meharma, <Br/>tim timande taare.. <Br/> <Br/>***** <Br/>******* <Br/>*********** <Br/> <Br/>msg koi nai Bhejda <Br/>LAGDA SO GAYE SAARE.....
Munna Bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai? <Br/>Circuit: Simple Bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete haiN...
yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain ..... <Br/>yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain ..... <Br/>yeah teri nazar ka kaso0or hain k sharaB peena sikha diya....... <Br/>yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain ..... <Br/>yeah teri nazar ka kaso0or hain k sharaB peena sikha diya....... <Br/>yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain ..... <Br/> <Br/>tere pyar ne Teri cha ne,..... <Br/>teri Bheki Bheki nighaa ne........mujhe 1 sharaBi Bana diya....
Five year old girl was asked By her teacher what does her father do??? <Br/>The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do...
Dhoka mila jaB Bhi Pyar main <Br/>Zindagi main Udasi Chha gayi <Br/>Socha tha Chhor Denge is raah ko <Br/>KamBakht Phir Ek New numBer se Misscall agayi... !!
MeherBaan Qadardaan <Br/>Dekh Tamasha Meri Jaan <Br/>Ye Bandar <Br/>AB Sms Parhe Ga <Br/>Aur <Br/>Muskurayega <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aur Sms Frwrd <Br/>Ker K Apni Hushyari Dikhaye Ga <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Taaliyan . . . ;->
EK Pathan Ofice K 25th Flor Pe Tha <Br/>Ek Aadmi Bola : “Dolat Khan Tumhari Beti Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi Hai. . . “ <Br/>Ye Sunte Hii Usne 25th Floor Se Jump Laga Di <Br/>Girte Huey 15th FLor Pe Usay Yaad Aaya Us Ki Koi Beti Nahi Hy <Br/>10th Flor Pe Yaad Aaya K Uski SHaadi Nahi Hui <Br/>Aur 1st Floor Pe Yaad Aaya K Us Ka Naam DOlat Khaan Nahi Hai . . . ;->
Why are women such Bad drivers? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Because there is no road Between the Bedroom and the <Br/>Bathroom. . . :p
I don''t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine''s Day. When I think aBout romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chuBBy toddler coming at me with a weapon ;->