Apna hath apne sar pe
<Br/>phairen!
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<Br/>Aik Bar phir phairen
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<Br/>DoBra phairen
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<Br/>Chalen 1 Bar phir
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<Br/>AB to aap ko yaqin ho
<Br/>gya ho ga k...
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<Br/>"GADHEY K SAR PE SEENG
<Br/>NAHI HOTEY..->
EK sharaBi apni eyes
<Br/>donate krne gaya
<Br/>After operation,
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<Br/>Dr asks: Kuch kehna
<Br/>chahte ho?
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<Br/>SharaBi:Jisko B ankhen
<Br/>lagao Use Bata dena ye
<Br/>2pag pene k Bad khulti
<Br/>hen ......->
Zamana Bhot hi kharaB
<Br/>ho gya hai,
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<Br/>her sawal ka ylta jawaB
<Br/>ho gaya hai,
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<Br/>Na Sms na call na hi koi
<Br/>miss call,
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<Br/>Her Banda hi moBile ly
<Br/>ker nawaB ho gaya hai.->
Tum pas hote ho tujh
<Br/>pe pyar aata hai,
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<Br/>Tum door hote ho to
<Br/>tera intazaz stata hai,
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<Br/>Kya kahein is dil ki halat
<Br/>ke.
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<Br/>tujhe yaad kar k
<Br/>hume.
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<Br/>Bukhaar ho jata ..->
Qalam do chaar jaiB mein rakh leta hoon main. Mere ehBaB mein iss se meri toqeer Barhti hai. Parhne likhne ki to fursat nahin milti. Naala daal leta hoon jaBBhi zarorat parti hai .
Ek Bar kuch Bandar jangal se Bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek Burger kha raha tha aur kuch Bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
If people says you are crazy, Be patiend.
<Br/>if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,Be cool But if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
<Br/>ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na Banaye,
<Br/>Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
<Br/>kahin wo Bhi common na ho jaye!
