B SMS Messages22988 messages

Election Fever. . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1 Janaza Ja Raha Tha Bohat Se Log Sath Ja Rahe Thay <Br/> <Br/>1 Pathan B Janaze K Sath Mil Gaya <Br/> <Br/>Kisi Ne Kaha <Br/>“Kalma-e-Shahadat” <Br/> <Br/>Pathan Bola: ZINDABAAD. . . ;->
I met money one day. I said, ''''You are just a piece of paper.'''' <Br/>Money smiled and said, ''''Of course I''m a piece of paper, But I haven''t seen a dustBin yet, in my life'''' ;->
mud gorning. <Br/>lest of Buck. <Br/>gay mod less Bu. <Br/>ave a dice nay. <Br/>cake tare! <Br/>soli yaar! <Br/>laat ko zyaada pee lee sissiliye ispeling fistek ho rayeli he. <Br/>MON''T DINE...!!! ;-> <Br/>
Five year old girl was asked By her teacher what does her father do??? <Br/>The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do... ;->
Chor 1 Ghar Mei Chori Karne Gaya, <Br/> <Br/>Tijori Par Likha Tha.. <Br/> <Br/>" TIJORI KO TORNE KI ZARURAT NAHI, <Br/> <Br/>452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAAL BUTTON DABAO, <Br/> <Br/>TIJORI KHUL JAYEGI " <Br/> <Br/>Jaise he Button daBaya alarm Baja aur police aagyi. <Br/> <Br/>Jate waqt chor malik se Bola.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA" . . . ;->
What Do You Call A Beautiful Woman iN West Indies . . . . ? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>TOURiST . . . ;->
Najane log q darte hain, <Br/>Kuch log to SMS B nahi kerte hain, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aur kuch aise B hain Ap jaise is duniya mai, <Br/> <Br/>Jo Balance B miss call mar k check karte hain . . . ;-> <Br/>
Pehle chitthi ke Badle taar ata tha <Br/>1 Bulave pe mera yaar aata tha <Br/>AB padh kr delete karte hai mere sms <Br/>kaBhi har SmS ka jawaB aata tha
There is a great saying ... <Br/>"If u want to B Great, <Br/>u must walk with Great people"... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>seriously,I hav no oBjection. <Br/>you can walk with me
50 meel duur jaB koi Bachha oon-oon <Br/>karke rota h to ma kehti hain ki Beta aise mat ro <Br/>varna <Br/> <Br/>Bada hokar tu HIMESH RESHAmiya Ban jayega
Shair:Arz kia hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pathan Irshad irshad. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Shair:Arz kai hai. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pathan:Irshad irshad. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Shair:ABey Kamine Bolne <Br/>To do <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pathan:Wah Wah Wah
Situation <Br/>Befor marriage: <Br/>rose are red <Br/>sky is Blue <Br/>i luv one, dat is u... <Br/>After marriage: <Br/>roses are dead i hav flu, <Br/>don''t come near, <Br/>prray murr tu .->