KaASsh...
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<Br/>aaj thori Barish ajaye...
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<Br/>Kam say kam 1katori
<Br/>pani Bhar jaye...
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<Br/>Jo mujhay SMS na
<Br/>karry...
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<Br/>Who is mai Sharam say
<Br/>dod k mar jaye...->
1st Man:"Main Muree
<Br/>Jate Huay Apni Biwi Ko
<Br/>Khayi Mai phenk Donga"
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<Br/>2nd Man:"Meri Biwi Ko Bhi
<Br/>Phenk Dena"
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<Br/>1st Man:"Agar Tum Bura
<Br/>Na Mano To Wapsi Pe
<Br/>Phenk Doon?"
Old man walkng on
<Br/>street sees a child tryin
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<Br/>Old man goes to d
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<Br/>says Wt else little man?
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<Br/>Child: Chalo hon Nassoo..->
kUCH KUCH HOTA HA
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<Br/>Exam pass aaye,sir
<Br/>mera dukhaye,teacher
<Br/>nd najaane kyun,dande
<Br/>dikhae,aB to mera sir,
<Br/>jage na sota hai,kya
<Br/>karoo haye
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<Br/>KUCH KUCH HOTA HA
7 Saal pehlay meri grl
<Br/>frnd kay saray Bhai kam
<Br/>peh jatay thay,
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<Br/>aj salay ghar mein
<Br/>Bethay ha,
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<Br/>Aur date marna
<Br/>ImpossiBle Ho gya ha.
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<Br/>JEENAY DO MUSHARAF
7 Saal pehlay meri grl
<Br/>frnd kay saray Bhai kam
<Br/>peh jatay thay,
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<Br/>aj salay ghar mein
<Br/>Bethay ha,
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<Br/>Aur date marna
<Br/>ImpossiBle Ho gya ha.
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<Br/>JEENAY DO MUSHARAF
Our education system has a drawBack;
<Br/>it does not teach us teamwork.
<Br/>When we solve our tests collaBoratively,
<Br/>they call it cheating... ;-)
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Pehle mera apni girl
<Br/>friend se Bat karna Bht
<Br/>muskil tha,
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<Br/>Us k 11 Bhai ha,
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<Br/>Jo us ko ghr se nai
<Br/>nikalne dete thy,
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<Br/>Lekin aBkoi masla nai,
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<Br/>Wo hr wqt ata lene k lye line ma khari hoti ha,
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<Br/>Aur raBta karna asan ho gia ha,
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<Br/>FARQ TO PARA HA
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<Br/>GEO MUSHARAF.->
You r a dog.
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<Br/>kiyon Bura kaga na???
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<Br/>tarr Bura mat mano
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<Br/>Dog means
<Br/>O=of
<Br/>G=Girls
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<Br/>Now u r smilling
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<Br/>Haans raha hai
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<Br/>Kutta kahin ka!...->
