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Khoon(Blood) se
Khoon(Blood) se likh diya har diwar pe unka Naam . . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aur fir tor di har Diwar jis pe likha tha unka naam . . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>KYUNKI...!!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"SPELLING MISTAKE THI" . . . ;->
Saawariya...???
Saawariya...??? <Br/>after watching all dark Blue sets in saawariya, some people have decided 2 change sanjay leela Bhansali''s name... guess.. <Br/>what it wud Be??? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>... <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>... <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>... <Br/>ANS- sanjay Neela Bhansali . . . ;->
Two factory workers are talking.
Two factory workers are talking. <Br/>The woman says, "I can make the Boss give me the day off." <Br/>The man replies, "And how would you do that?" <Br/>The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. <Br/>The Boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" <Br/>The woman replies, "I''m a light BulB." <Br/>The Boss then says, "You''ve Been working so much that you''ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." <Br/>The man starts to follow her and the Boss says, "Where are you going?" <Br/>The man says, "I''m going home, too. I can''t work in the dark." . . . ;->
What if the
What if the I.T. industry starts producing movies? <Br/>Some Film titles may Be like these: <Br/> <Br/>· Login Karo Sajna <Br/>· Naukar PC Ka <Br/>· 1942 -- A Bug Story <Br/>· Kaho Na Virus Hai <Br/>· Crash Se Crash Tak <Br/>· Haan Meine Bhi DeBug Kiya Hai <Br/>· Shaheed Hacker Singh <Br/>· Password De Ke Dekho <Br/>· Terminal Apna Login Parayi <Br/>· Mr. Network Lal <Br/>· PC Sajaake Rakhna <Br/>· Hackers'' Ka Raja DeBuggers'' Ki Rani <Br/>· Kyonki Mein DeBug Nahin Karta <Br/>· Phir Teri Java-scripting Yaad Aayi <Br/>· Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai . . . ;->
Doctor: your husband
Doctor: your husBand needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills. <Br/> <Br/>Wife: When must I give them to him? <Br/> <Br/>Doctor: They are for you . . . ;->
The boss came
The Boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?" <Br/> <Br/>The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge." . . . ;->
Teacher asks students.
Teacher asks students..if a Bird is sitting on a Branch of a tree than wat is my age.. <Br/> <Br/>A student replies: its 48. <Br/> <Br/>The teacher says thats true...how did u know it?? <Br/> <Br/>Student replies: my Brother is 24 and he is half mad . . . ;->
aby yaar jaldi tv lagao
aBy yaar jaldi tv lagao zardari ko mardia hai. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>kia hua roz afwaah sun rahy hona aaj aik humari tarafsy sahi ;-)
Heights Heights of super Bindaasness :
Heights Heights of super Bindaasness : <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Finishing the Exam paper and coming out of the examination hall and then asking a friend -- <Br/>“ Kaunsa suBject tha yaar ?? !!!
Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha..
Machchar ne apko kata <Br/>wo uska Junun tha.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aapne khujli ki wo apka <Br/>Sukun tha.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Chah kar Bhi aapne use <Br/>nahi mara... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kyonki uski ragoo me <Br/>apka khoon tha..-;>
Duniya mey sub sy himmat wala kon?
Duniya mey suB sy <Br/>himmat wala kon? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"DhoBi." <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Coz, wo kaBi B kisi k ghar <Br/>jakar Bolsakta <Br/>hy:sahiB,BiBiji ko Bolo <Br/>kapry utar kr rakhn,m <Br/>aBhe ata hoon....-;>
Gareeb shohor bola:
GareeB shohor Bola: <Br/>Lagta hai aB dosto ke <Br/>aage hath phailana <Br/>paren ge.... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Biwi:Jaldi se tum hath <Br/>phaila lo, warna mujhe <Br/>taangein phailana parein <Br/>gi........................-;>

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