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Pani mai whiskey wilao <Br/>to nasha charta hai pani <Br/>mai rum milao to nasha <Br/>chaeta hai pani mai <Br/>Brangy milao to nasha <Br/>charta hai to pani mai <Br/>kuch garBar hai.....-;>
Larka: larki ko tang kar <Br/>raha tha <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Larki:ap k ghar main <Br/>MAA,BEHAN nahi ha? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Larka:Hain, Bus ap ki <Br/>kami hay <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Larki:Ap ko meri kami <Br/>mehsus horai ha? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ye Baat agar mairay 5 <Br/>BHAION Ko pata chali to <Br/>apkay ghar waloN ko <Br/>apki KAMI mehsus hogi....-;>
Khuda ki qasam tum <Br/>Bohat khuBdurat ho <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Dunya kei nazar se khud <Br/>ko Bacha lo <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kajal ka teka to <Br/>tumhary liye kam hay <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>EK Kala"TAWWA"he <Br/>galay may latka Lo......-;>
laaloo k peechhe kutte ka Bachha padh gaya <Br/>laloo Bola, <Br/>"hum tho BSNL ka card dalwaa liya hoon <Br/>sasura e hutch ka network kaise pakadh raha hai"
At the Bus stop a man <Br/>enterd the Bus and <Br/>shouted out loudly <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Dont try to move from <Br/>your seats <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sheeda kulfian wala aap <Br/>chal k twaday kol aaey <Br/>ga...................-;>
After finising MBBS <Br/>Dr''Muna start his <Br/>practice. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>He checked 1st patient <Br/>eyes, togue &ears By <Br/>torch& finally said, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bole To ... Torch ek dum <Br/>theek hai.....-;>
Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi <Br/> <Br/>Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi <Br/> <Br/>Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna <Br/>Chahti Thi <Br/> <Br/>Main Us Se Kuch Puchna <Br/>Chahta Tha <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Dono Ise Uljan Mein <Br/>Bethe Rahe Aur Exam <Br/>Over Ho Gaya
It takes thousand workers 2 Build a castle, <Br/>Million soldiers 2 protect a country, <Br/>But just One woman 2 make a Happy Home! <Br/>Let''s Thank... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>KAAMWALI ;->
I Love U <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Yes I Love U <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sach Main <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Please Beleive Me Yaar <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>I Love U <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kyn K Doctor Kehte Hyn <Br/> <Br/>''''Paagalo''n Ka Elaaj Pyaar Se Hii Hota Hy'''' ;->
Behind Every Man''s Success There''s A Woman <Br/> <Br/>But <Br/> <Br/>Behind 16 Gal''s Success There''s a Man <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>This Is What We See In The Movie <Br/> <Br/>''''CHAK DE INDIA'''' ;->
Patan Apni Girlfrend K Saath Date Par Gaya <Br/>Aur <Br/>Aahista Se Bola <Br/>''''Mere Dil Main Ek Baat Hai Magar Kehte Huey GhaBrata Hoon. . . Tum Gussa Karogi '''' <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Girl: Nahi Karungi, AB Keh Bhi Do <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: Tumhare Paas Niswaar Hai . . . ;->
Mere Sugar Se Mithay <Br/>Milk Se Goray <Br/>Aasman Se Oonchay <Br/>Samandar Se Gehre <Br/>Baraf Se Thanday <Br/>Aag Se Garam <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aur <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>SaB Se Be-Sharam Dost <Br/> <Br/>KaBhi Tou Msg Kia Karo ;->